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Seven Dirty Words Quiz

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Published: June 23rd, 2008
Category: Entertainment
Plays: 1,841,240

Tags: Numbers Quizzes, seven, carlin, George Carlin, Seven Dirty, george, dirty

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	pvanjohn:	Aug 24th, 2008 at 21:14 GMT	31 points
	one of his many classic routines

	magister:	Sep 30th, 2008 at 17:50 GMT	36 points
	Thank you Blink 182!

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	Lindsay:	Oct 8th, 2008 at 04:30 GMT	41 points
	pt pie, it wants "tits"

	Oakenshield:	Oct 10th, 2008 at 01:30 GMT	44 points
	Thanks to George....for all the many laughs and inciteful advice he has given us. May he rest in peace.

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	Kevin:	Oct 26th, 2008 at 05:20 GMT	246 points
	I'm still not a fan of Sporcle censoring this. The routine was anti-censorshp - if you're in this quiz, you're typing cuss words.

	AdmiralMaxtreme:	Oct 27th, 2008 at 01:03 GMT	113 points
	Kevin, you are absolutely right. I don't think that George Carlin would be very happy that his routine about censorship is getting censored.

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	magister:	Nov 1st, 2008 at 20:22 GMT	45 points
	@UDMM: It's a specific bit. Carlin used these exact words for his Seven Words You Can't Say On Television.

	UDMM:	Nov 2nd, 2008 at 20:07 GMT	11 points
	@magister: very true, i was strongly mistaken on words. I retook the quiz, and for some reason it wouldn't accept anything for "bosom." although it did last time.

	Father_Time:	Nov 21st, 2008 at 09:40 GMT	16 points
	@magister yeah but hell if they're on this quiz there's no way they're going to type "Fellatio Aficionado". They'd just type cocksucker.

	magister:	Nov 22nd, 2008 at 14:32 GMT	17 points
	The point, however, is that when they just click "Give Up?" they're not receiving a list of the 7 words. That's what Google and Wikipedia are for. If they want call someone a Fellatio Aficionado, I think I'd be less severe than if they called them the original term. Especially if they could tell me the Latin root of Fellatio.

	donruss:	Dec 4th, 2008 at 20:42 GMT	17 points
	I miss George!

	sactoshc:	Dec 7th, 2008 at 00:59 GMT	14 points
	ditto donruss...I miss George too.

	Father_Time:	Dec 16th, 2008 at 07:52 GMT	6 points
	Yeah but when they get a link to wikipedia in the answers they can just look up the seven dirty words. Hell they have an entire article devoted to the seven dirty words routine.

	Father_Time:	Dec 16th, 2008 at 08:24 GMT	18 points
	All hail George Carlin greatest comedian ever.

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	Father_Time:	Dec 21st, 2008 at 09:13 GMT	-1 points
	yeah I know but when the uncensored version is two clicks away, I don't think making it censored has much of a point. Might just be me nitpicking.

	mister_pianoman:	Jan 21st, 2009 at 23:15 GMT	17 points
	i don't agree with censoring it, though I understand the arguement. I have to admit that I did laugh the first time I typed SPOILERS cocksucker and mother****er and got "fellatio afficiando" and "overly amorous lover of mothers."

	ndschroede23:	Feb 23rd, 2009 at 02:27 GMT	-3 points
	I totally heard "Family Reunion" before I ever heard George Carlin. Plus, everything's easier to remember when it goes to a tune.

	MetaphysicalMan:	Feb 28th, 2009 at 20:20 GMT	15 points
	Disappointed at a lack of three certain bonus answers..

	vogz:	Mar 4th, 2009 at 21:18 GMT	14 points
	haha i was able to do this one in 5 seconds...no joke love george carlin r.i.p.

	ekedolphin:	Mar 6th, 2009 at 05:09 GMT	14 points
	Hee, overly amorous lover of moms. Fellatio aficionado. Hilarious!

	Dubliner :	Mar 13th, 2009 at 02:47 GMT	17 points
	All hail Carlin the debunker .His skit on 'religion' was hilarious and so true .

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	brian:	Mar 17th, 2009 at 03:08 GMT	12 points
	I had tickets to george carlin at the Newport Comedy Festival last summer but he passed away before I got to see him. He was one of the greatest comedians ever great quiz. R.I.P. George

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	CeltWolf13:	Apr 14th, 2009 at 03:54 GMT	3 points
	Censorship ruined the world imho.

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