| Quote | Character |
|---|
| I'm out there Jerry and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it!! | |
| If you look annoyed all the time, people think you're busy. | |
| There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations. | |
| So, basically what you're saying is 95% of the population is undatable? | |
| When you control the mail, you control information. | |
| That's right. White Lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally. | |
| So... it's just empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie? | |
| I'll be back. We'll make out. | |
| You're stupid! You're a stupid, stupid man! | |
| Jerry....HELLO! | |
| You fool. You're having her try the bra on over a leotard. | |
| Serenity nowww! | |
| I come home and I find my son treating his body as if it was an amusement park. | |
| Don't tell me about business! I sold raincoats for thirty-five years! | |
| How could anyone not like him? | |
| You're pushing your luck, little man. | |
| George, there's nothing I hate more than a liar. | |
| It's the best Jerry, the best! | |
| I'm just getting warmed up. Because I'm just a sadist with newer magazines. | |
| You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me! | |
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