| Quote | Movie Title |
| When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better | |
| Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get | |
| I wish I knew how to quit you | |
| They call me Mister Tibbs | |
| Either I just pee'd my pants or um...THUNDERCATS ARE GO! | |
| ...just a flesh wound. | |
| Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death | |
| I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen | |
| I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. | |
| Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars | |
| So I got that going for me, which is nice | |
| I just want to say one word to you - just one word… ‘Plastics.’ | |
| As far back as I could remember I’ve always wanted to be a gangster | |
| You sly dog! You got me monologuing | |
| All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up | |
| I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all outta bubblegum | |