| Hint | Answer |
| Oscar-winning Whoopi | |
| Last name of baseball's original 'Iron Man' Lou | |
| The most populous province in China | |
| A device designed to prevent speech; a joke or prank | |
| German for 'good day' | |
| This rodent is a delicacy in the Andes and a pet in the US | |
| Abraham Lincoln's famous address | |
| Funny Cide probably found no humor in being this type of castrated animal | |
| Crips, Bloods, or Sugar Hill | |
| Surname of the author of 'Lord of the Flies' | |
| Soviet penal labor camp system or a playable level in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 | |
| Chinese root found in teas and energy drinks | |
| Six more weeks of winter if this critter sees his shadow in February | |
| According to Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, it ain't Nuthin' but a... | |
| A pointed ear race from 'The Dark Crystal' | |
| Zero, nada, zippo or zilch | |
| On TV, banging this instrument meant your act was done | |
| US Civil War era automatic gun | |