Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on ****, but it certainly didn't help.

Michael Bluth: You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of ***********, you know, arrested development.

Maebe: Both my parents are trying to have *******. Of course, they haven’t succeeded yet.

George: Why? If someone had left a note, this innocent man would still have his ***.

Buster: **** had half a day.

Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can sink your ***** into my buttocks any time.

Michael: You baited the *******? Lucille Bluth: Prove it.

Barry Zuckerkorn: Are you sure these aren't *****? Because last time, they were *****.

Tobias: [As Mrs. Featherbottom] O-kay, who'd like a ****** in the mouth?

Lindsay: I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the ***.

Narrator: The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a ******.

Steve Holt: You can control your ****** when you're dead!

Tobias: Ah, yes. The 'Bob Loblaw Law ****'. You, sir, are a mouthful.

Gob: I just had a major night. With a major ******. Who just majored in Marine Biology, if you know what I mean.

Michael: There's more to life than strippers and booze and buckets of *****. Why do you guys have buckets of *****?

Buster: No mother, I can **** myself. You've interfered for the last time.

Tobias: I **** myself. Michael: There has got to be a better way to say that.

Oscar: Maybe, I'll put it in her *****.

Buster: You just grab that ******** area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.

Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want the belt to buckle, not your *****.

Tobias: I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the *******.

Tobias: Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body ******** on each other.

Tobias: Even if it means me taking a ******, I will suck it up.

Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old ********?

Michael: Oh sure, Lindsay. You're a much better parent - no borders, no limits, oh go ahead, touch the ********...

Michael: I've got a nice hard *** with his name on it.

Wayne Jarvis: I shall hide behind the *****.

Lindsay: They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a *****, Michael.

George Sr.: Well, that's why you don't fire her. You don't fire *****. You never fire *****.

Michael: That cousin of yours is a smart girl... Its too bad you can't **** her.

Lindsay: Nana's fine, she's been **** for six months.

Michael: Well, that's not an act. He twice tried to heat up a ******** in a microwave while it was still in its tinfoil.

Lindsay: I think it's frightening when it's cut off. It's like a ********** - let it have its ears.

Gob: Well, give us a break. I mean we're not exactly *** people.

Gob: If I didn't have a live **** in my pants right now, I'd leap across the table and...

Michael: Looks like you're looking for ******... In the future.

Lucille: Take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ***.

Michael: I'm sure *** is a great person. George Michael: It's... it's Ann.

Michael: I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that **** again.

Buster: Mom signed me up for the army, just because the *** man dared her to.

Lucille: Oh, she thinks I'm too critical. That's another ***** of hers.

Lucille: Oh, please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your *******.

Tobias: A squirt of ******* down the throat helps to take your medication.... In the most delicious way...

Gob: Is that George Michael's girlfriend? What is she ****** or something?

Lucille: Oh, for God's sake. He's out of the house for two days and he joins a ****.

George: But we do not - not wag our ******* at one another to make a point.

Gob: First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Second place is someone weird usually, like a Chinese girl or a *********.

Casting Director: The *********** has struck again. Never hire Tobias Funke.

Michael: Mom, after all these years, ***'s not going to take a call from you.

Buster: These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship and the ******* is for sand racing.

Buster: I'd never thought I'd miss a **** so much.

Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my ***** is getting hard.

Lucille: They're just *****, honey. They can only support so much weight.

Michael: Uh, you know there isn't a ******* bar, Mother. Lucille: Well, this is why people hate ********s.

Buster: Yes. I create a diversion, and you grab George Michael and go. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation *** Mother'.

Narrator: Gob had hidden his father under a ***** that had just collapsed.

Buster: There's unlimited *****? This party is gonna be off the hook.

Tom Jane: I just want my **** back.

Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Buster moves to the *******.

Michael: You're giving the company to a guy who thought the blue part of a map was ****?

Gob: These are *******. That's Latin for liar.

Tobias: I'm looking for something that says 'Dad likes ********'.

Lindsay: Michael, if this is a ******* on how we're all supposed to whatever and blah-blah-blah, well, you can save it, because we all know it by heart.

Tobias: I've always pictured him in a **********.

Narrator: The warden was intrigued— Less about the stunt, and more about the prison beatings this brash ******** was sure to receive.

Gob: I've got the ******** and none of the good parts. It's like so far it's been all chain and no ball.

Michael: Ann’s got a great deal of ****.

Buster: No, my mother's happy. She's just **** all the time.

George Michael: Say what you want about America, thirteen bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of ****!

Lucille: I don't have the **** of mother's kindness in me anymore.

Gob: Gee, I didn't think the woman I'd be checking out at Spring Break would be ***.

George: There's always ***** in the banana stand!

Lindsay: You see, if I show up with you, it’ll just make me seem like I’m a *****.

Buster: Wow. We're just blowing through *** time, aren't we?

Lindsay: Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band solution was a *********.

Michael: Yes, I do. But that is not a family. Okay? They're a bunch of greedy, selfish people who have our ****. And Aunt Lindsay.

Lucille: A waiter hands him a **** and suddenly he's Steve McQueen.

Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Lucille: Really? Did '******' cancel?

Narrator: Tobias was a never ****, which is exactly what it sounds like.

Maebe: He only talks to her because he thinks she has a *****.

Tobias: Uh-oh. I should not have ****** at that. That's blood.

Michael: Clear as the Ann on *****'s face.

Lucille: First I blow him, then I **** him.

Lindsay: 'Lindsay's a combative, entitled ********'? I should hire someone to kick your ass for that.

Wayne Jarvis: I use one adjective to describe myself, what is it? Michael: ***********.

Gob: Now, when you do this without getting ********, you'll have more fun.

Tobias: I will out your inner *****. Michael: I think you just did

Michael: Gob, I'm going to need you to sneak Mom out of *****.

Tobias: If this scene I recreate, perhaps I can ******* my mate...

Michael: What tipped you off? The falling profit margins or the fact that we're a regular feature on Bill O'Reilly's most ******** item of the day?

Gob: Hey, Buster hit her. I just gave her the ******.

Michael: Get rid of the *******. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready...

Ann: You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the ******* flesh.

Lucille: THERE WERE 250 CCs OF YOUR FATHER'S ***** IN THE COOLER IN THE BANANA STAND.

George Michael: Oh great, I was hoping he'd be gifted *******.

Gob: I heard the jury's still out on *******.

Lucille: Suddenly, playing with yourself is a ********* pursuit.

George: Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the ********* on the seder plate.

Lindsay: That's the first time we were in the ****** since our honeymoon.

Lucille: The media has him out to be some sort of mastermind, which believe me he's not. The man can barely work our ********.

Dave Attell: If this guy's straight, then I'm *****.

Gob: I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a ********.

Michael: If I know your uncle, they're at least *******.

Gob: It's, like, 'Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?' 'Yeah, I don't have a husband.' I call it '****** City.'

Warden Stefan Gentles: There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a ********** actor.

Lucille: You're my ***** least favorite child.

Narrator: ...and that old racist woman choked on Buster's ******.

Tobias: Excuse me, do these effectively hide my *******?

Prison guard: No ********.

Michael: Great. Start with the misdemeanors and then, we're gonna' push right on through to the lighter ******.

George: I am going to ***** because you don't understand what a blooper reel is?

Michael: I 'deceived' you. '*******' makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

George: No, no, look, you were ... you were just a **** out there, you know?

Lucille: You'd think a man locked up in prison would able to abstain. Your father with his disgusting ********. I couldn't breast feed any of you kids because of that man.

Lindsay: You're right. I'll just throw on a skirt, take off my ********* and make your Pop-Pop proud.

Narrator: None of them had read past the word '********.'

George: The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her ******.

Lindsay: Look, I screwed up, ok? I'm lost, and I hate them. I hate the ********.

Gob: Yeah, like I'm going to take a **** through this $5,000 suit. Come on.

Buster: It's like she gets off on being ***********.

Lindsay: I'm going to go see if I can't get a ****** to strip my nuts.

Gob: I blew it, okay? But I bought a ********* ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore?