Can you name the Precalculus Puns? by funkma

Math Pun	Math Term	Explanation
Translating for the deaf		0
What eels use to kiss		eel lips
Twins catch the ebola virus		pair of 'bola
She can't go?		she can't
Four corners of the Adriatic Sea		0
A spy without an s		0
Donkey's satchel for carrying simps		Ass simp tote
An enjoyable way to be shunned		fun shun (the c was silent)
Former proponents		0
Rhyming		in verse
The tempo of the forest		log rhythm
Surgical schedule		0
An upperclass man on a tropical vacation		tan gent
Female deer's neck hair		doe mane
A flat cooktop		0
What you do in front of a notary public		co-sign
Overactive bowler with a New Jersey accent		hyper bowler

Math Pun	Math Term	Explanation
Between two exceptions		0
Untainted recently fallen tree		0
Noah's rainbow		ark sign
Choosing a sports officiator by ballot		ref 'lection (election)
What I did to the e-car when I ran it into something		I dented e
Paying a tax on underwear		undie fined
Attempting to leave the 'Metry' nightclub		try go: 'No!' - Metry
Mike Ditka's eyesight		da vision
Very long-necked animal missign an ear		giraffe without the ear (g-raph)
Rant, rant, rant, rant!		0
Greeting to a kettle about to be hung		Hi, pot in noose
Where you say you're going to see a play in London if you're talking way too fast		theatre = the'ta
Very much like Lucian		So Lucian
Care for a fractured U-Boat		sub traction
Necklace from Indiana's capitol for x-variable		Indy pendant
Incarcerated jug finishes a meal		con jug ate
Superman gets Mr. Luthor free tickets		comp Lex

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