| quote | character |
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| It tastes like feet! | |
| ... bird and baby still ablaze tumbling in mid air as the apartment fills with water! | |
| Goodnight my Bing-a-ling | |
| I'm sorry but I think Jacques Costeau | |
| It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal! | |
| Now, most guys will hit uh, 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp. | |
| You did it Judy, she's finally full. | |
| 'Ducks are heads because ducks have heads' 'What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday parties?' | |
| You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big... | |
| | quote | character |
|---|
| I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile that was bewitchin. How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen? | |
| There's a statue of Minsk that reminds me of you, its of Lenin, but i the right light... | |
| 'Its a moo point, a cow's opinion, doesnt matter' 'Have I been living with him for too long or does that actually make sense?' | |
| His legs flail about as if independent from his body! | |
| Rachel has those in burgandy. | |
| Not my teenie tiny tushie! | |
| 'Well this is my bra..' '...Its very very nice' | |
| She's not a twinkie! | |
| I'm Chandler, can i be wearing anymore clothes? | |
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