| Quote | Film | Character |
| 'I need six eggs' 'That's too expensive' | |
| 'Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be... doing the exact same thing they were doing.' | |
| 'Well! Snob hill.' | |
| 'Oh, he's so handsome... just like his reward posters.' | |
| 'On your marks, get set... uno for the money, due for the show, tre to get ready, and quattro to... I can't believe it... go!' | |
| 'Whatcha doin'? Hibernatin'?' | |
| 'It's me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.' | |
| 'A worm for breakfast? Yuck!' | |
| 'If I don't love it, I don't swallow. I will return tomorrow night with high expectations. Pray you don't disappoint me.' | |
| 'Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, 'Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me.' It's a musical.' | |
| 'Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing.' | |
| | Quote | Film | Character |
| 'Look in that mirror. I see a strong confident young lady. Oh and look, you're here too!' | |
| 'I have an excellent idea, LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.' | |
| 'And this... well, this is where I live. It's got a disco, it's got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes.' | |
| 'I'll think of a mermaid lagoon, underneath a magic moon.' | |
| 'Out of my way, assassin!' | |
| 'You wouldn't marry a panther, would you?' 'I don't know. Come to think of it, no panther ever asked me.' | |
| 'This was her favorite candy bar. Because you sent her away, there's more for you.' | |
| 'There's a guard.' 'I'll snap its neck.' | |
| 'We've met before.' 'We... we have?' 'Well, of course. You said it yourself. Once upon a dream.' | |
| 'Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.' | |
| 'Oh! What a cute little chair. Why, there's seven little chairs. Must be seven little children. And from the look of this table, seven untidy little children.' | |
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