| Quote | Film | Character |
| 'Reach for the sky!' | |
| 'I didn't know we had a pool.' | |
| 'Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!' | |
| 'I was hiding under your porch because I love you.' | |
| 'Do not try the free pistachio ice cream! It done turn!' | |
| 'Honey! Where's my super suit?' | |
| 'Prepare to meet... (puts shoes in place of eyes) Mr. Angry Eyes!' | |
| 'Ladies and gentlebugs! Larvae of all stages! Rub your legs together for the world's greatest bug circus!' | |
| 'I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more.' | |
| 'How old are you?' 'Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on.' | |
| 'Guys, look, I don't know where I am...' 'We're either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news. | |
| 'Too much garbage in your face? There's plenty of space out in space! BnL StarLiners leaving each day. We'll clean up the mess while you're away.' | |
| 'Seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racing out there - by me!' | |
| 'These Americans are clearly master spies.' | |
| 'YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYYYY! | |
| 'Normal? What do you know about normal? What does anyone in this family know about normal?' | |
| 'I'm happier 'n a tornado in a trailer park!' | |
| 'Just think about a few names for a second: Bigfoot. Loch Ness. The Abominable Snowman. They all have one thing in common, pal: Banishment! We could be next!' | |
| 'Where did you get the cool belt?' 'Well, slotted pig, they're standard issue.' | |
| | Quote | Film | Character |
| 'It only took a moment to be loved a whole life long.' | |
| 'I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.' | |
| 'Now in this world of ups and downs, so nice to know there are Jackalopes around.'* | |
| 'This was her favorite candy bar. Because you sent her away, there's more for you.' | |
| 'No, no, see it's classified in the DMZ, gotta go ASAP, you know, strictly BYOB. Bye!' | |
| 'Keep your station clean or I will kill you.' | |
| 'Respect the classics, man! It's Hendrix!' | |
| 'You would not believe what I've been through tonight.' | |
| 'Hey, waiter, I'm in my soup.' | |
| 'Yeah, it's uh, 'Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day'.' | |
| 'There is no way out!... Just kidding, door's right over there.' | |
| 'You heard of Kung Fu? Well prepare yourself for pork chop.' | |
| 'How dare you open a Spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from of their sockets!' | |
| 'Fear of the unknown. They are afraid of new ideas.'* | |
| 'Finn McMissile, British intelligence.' 'Tow Mater, average intelligence.' | |
| 'My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may talk. Squirrel!' | |
| 'Wow, I wish I could speak whale' | |
| 'Are you detecting a certain oaky nuttiness?' 'Oh, I'm detecting nuttiness, all right!' | |
| 'I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now.' | |
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