| Quote | Film | Character(s) |
| 'Well... guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?' | |
| 'By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive.' *kiss* | |
| 'My God, you've gotten fat.' | |
| 'Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.' | |
| 'Ha-Ha! Man that's what I call a swinging party.' | |
| ''Cause we were like, 'woaaaah.', and I was like, 'woaaaah.' and you were like, 'woaaahh...'' | |
| 'Hey, man, you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're Ugly, Part Three! Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!' | |
| 'Whoops! Not as spry as I was when I was eighty.' | |
| 'But I AM flying! And from way up here you all look like little ants.' | |
| 'His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.' | |
| 'I could stand the sight of worms and look at microscopic germs, but technicolor pachyderms is really much for me.' | |
| 'Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat... I made that last part up myself.' | |
| 'Foreign contaminant! Huh? Whoa-whoa-whoa whoa whoa!' | |
| 'Look, there's a great big hunk of world down there, with no fence around it. Where two dogs can find adventure and excitement.' | |
| 'It's a dinglehopper. Humans use these little babies... to straighten their hair out. See? Just a little twirl here and a yank there and voila.' | |
| 'Ah, here it is! 'The Victim of the Sleeping Death can be revived only by Love's First Kiss.'' | |
| 'I'm starting to see my life pass in front of my eyes! At least, I think it's my life. Was I ever dancing with an android named Lupé?' | |
| | Quote | Film | Character(s) |
| 'In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment.' | |
| 'Oh boy, these old wings ain't what they used to be. Big Mama, you better lose a few pounds.' | |
| 'Why so melancholy? A wondrous future lies before you - you, the destined hero of a charming fairy tale come true.' | |
| 'Please don't. That tickles. No, get off, get off, get-get off!' *kick* | |
| 'I can't remember what fun is for' | |
| 'Donald, its me, Mickey. You're on in 30 seconds. Hurry.' | |
| 'You fight almost as well as a man.' 'Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you.' | |
| 'I'm not afraid of the Horned King.' 'Then you are a very foolish lad. Untried courage is no match for his evil. Just remember that.' | |
| 'A life for a life. My debt is repaid.' | |
| 'Oh, man, you get to work with Bessie! I'd give my left two lugnuts for somethin' like that!' | |
| 'Psst, Fungus. Fungus, you like cars? Because I got a really nice car. You let me go, I'll give you... a ride... in the car.' | |
| 'You know, I have the strangest feeling that I've seen that ship before. A long time ago, when I was very young.' | |
| 'Merrily on our way to nowhere in particular.' | |
| 'Ha! Bovine bounty hunters! Now I've seen everything.' | |
| 'Well she used to be a good milker but now she's an udder failure.' | |
| 'That, children... is a jerkosaurus.' | |
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