| Lyrics | Song |
| Oh wow I need a cigarette now! | |
| Hit the strip club don't forget ones | |
| You're gonna ruin my career you better get one | |
| So full of joy, boy am I absurd | |
| Nah suckers I'm not sorry you can all sue me | |
| I'm not about to lose my freedom over no female | |
| There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to | |
| Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way? Just study your tape of NWA. | |
| | Lyrics | Song |
| With instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started | |
| Cause if I get caught cheatin' then I'm stuck with you | |
| Yeah, I laugh when I call you a slut, it's funny! | |
| But I know one fact I'll be one tough act to follow | |
| The platinum trio's back on you hoes. | |
| And Dr. Dre said.. Nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead! | |
| So what you had your lil' coochie in your dad's mouth? Thats no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out | |
| My music can be slightly amusing, you shouldn't take lyrics so serious, it might be confusing | |
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