| Who are these contributors talking about | |
| The most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth. | |
| Like all really old guys from the Renaissance, he kind of looks like blood hound that got thrown into a blender with a bunch of lace doilies. | |
| A musician of ambiguous gender, currently in direct competition with Susan Boyle for the title of Most Attractive New Singing Star. | |
| The most bitching scientist ever... came up with the equation E=MC^2. | |
| Someone who everyone in the world over the age of 11 has seen engaging in sexual intercourse. | |
| Is either incredibly dumb or... no, he's just incredibly dumb. | |
| A mechanical pop robot | |
| A nickname conferred upon anyone who is idolized and admired for accomplishing the most unproductive things one can ever imagine. | |
| The only actor in the history of mankind that people never make fun of. | |
| The man...the myth...the legend. Tormented soul, turning his own angst into beautiful melodies. | |
| | Who are these contributors talking about | |
| Sensuality personified with a mysterious demeanor that makes her magnetic. | |
| An extremely talented marketer, who over more than twenty years has excelled in the aggressive selling of an otherwise not particularly desirable product -- herself. | |
| Gets paid **** loads of money for sitting on her arse waving at people | |
| A 15 year old who.... sounds like a little kid screaming at you on xbox live. | |
| Wannabe American, Irish narcissist, who ... still peddles his bland, pompous, corporate music around the world, charging $100 a ticket so people can watch him disappear further up | |
| A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street in the ghetto that is very dangerous. | |
| King Henry VIII without the executions. | |
| The only crossdresser even straight guys could respect. | |
| She has a pile of tangled hair on her head where two lovebirds live, and she wears huge dresses and lounges in her huge mansion in a downtown city. | |
| Personally, I don't think that his sexual orientation effects his talent to play the piano. | |
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