Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin or Jack Handy?

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If we took away the minimum wage -- if conceivably it was gone -- we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever
The big thing we are working on now is the global warming hoax. It's all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.
'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
The perversion over these last years of what the media has done to conservatives, I think it's appalling and it violates our freedom of the press.
I'm not politically correct. I am not one to be a word police.'
The President of the United States will be taking a trip over to India that is expected to cost the taxpayers $200 million a day.
Not all cultures are equal.
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States.
If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?'
If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town...
And the real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
Does that mean that someone's 13-year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic.
I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing — do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish?
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins.

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