Just For Fun / Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin or Jack Handy?

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Can you name the person that said each quote - Bachmann, Palin or Jack Handy?

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But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.
The big thing we are working on now is the global warming hoax. It's all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.
But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States.
He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town...
If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.
If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?'
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing — do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish?
I'm not politically correct. I am not one to be a word police.'
And the real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy.
If we took away the minimum wage -- if conceivably it was gone -- we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever
Does that mean that someone's 13-year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic.
The President of the United States will be taking a trip over to India that is expected to cost the taxpayers $200 million a day.
'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!
Not all cultures are equal.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins.
The perversion over these last years of what the media has done to conservatives, I think it's appalling and it violates our freedom of the press.

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