| Plot | New Movie Title | Year |
| In this CGI adventure, an elderly gentleman plans to fly his house to South America but suddenly forgets what he was thinking about and moves into a nursing home. | |
| When World War II threatens the feasability of Major League Baseball, a nocturnal avian starts the All-American Birds Professional Baseball League. | |
| Following his death, philosophers spend years trying to understand the title character's ''Critique of Pure Rosebud.'' (Spoiler Alert: It's about his sled.) | |
| Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet rediscover their love for each other as they clean the layers of dirt off their 16th century Chinese vase. | |
| During the American Civil War, The Man with No Name takes on mercenary Angel Eyes and a bandit tangelo fruit in a fight to find buried treasure in a cemetery. | |
| In this classical Japanese musical, Martin Sheen is sent up the Nung River to end a rogue colonel's operations in the Cambodian jungle. | |
| A culinary school secretly trains gifted chefs in a new type of cuisine, which blends Mexican and Mutant cooking traditions, in a world that hates and fears them. | |
| Morgan Spurlock asks his mother to eat only McDonald's for a month in this documentary. (She wisely declines.) | |
| Farmer Hoggett enters his prize pig in the title fight against the women's welterweight champion, but a dirty punch leaves him without the use of his legs. | |
| Charlton Heston makes the startling revelation that Plato, Euripides, and Hippocrates ''are PEOPLE!'' | |
| Molly Ringwald and four other students must solve a murder after finding a message written in blood on their French toast. | |
| In this Oscar-winning war film, an English Enlightenment philosopher and a character from Lost find themselves injured in the Iraqi desert. | |
| A dead fish becomes Detroit's finest law enforcement officer through cybernetic enhancements. | |
| This classic film details the relationship of a couple in the American South as their nation is torn apart by Prohibition. ''Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dram.'' | |
| King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table seek a loaf of bread baked by Jesus, but spend most of their time dealing with rude Frenchmen and looking for a shrubbery. | |