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'Rodney. Rodney! Your mother's going to be home soon. I'm gonna have to tell her about this. You know the rules.'
Dead
¨Oh I'll Show you Mine!¨
'Hey. Those are nice rims.'
'No, I'm on MySpace, and I used to have like a thousand friends, and suddenly for some reason now I only have like nine hundred something.'
'Don't hate me, I'm trying to tell it like it is.'
'I got PCHers riding up and down my street day and night. Now if I was on the bridge that night and if I saw what went down, guy like me, who's got a wife, and a five year-old daug
Dead
'Well, she's hardly the 'Girls Gone Wild' type. I practically had to put a gun to her head just to get her to do the Greek Booze Cruise last year.'
'Ah, I don't know. Something to read, cookies, peanut butter if possible, a hacksaw.'
'Wow, now there's an attitude I like to see in our post-literate age.'
'Unicorns? Really?'
¨And you're not allowed to breathe my air. Go! Shoo! Return to Xanadu. ¨
Dead
'I wanted to get pumped for Varsity baseball. I was... pretty much down for whatever.'
'The girl at the Fotomat used to call me the 'human tripod' — no, wait, that's something else.'
'Son, please know that I am proud of you. I know I was tough on you, but I was preparing you to be man of the house.'
'Look at this. You're like animals. Somebody's gotta clean this up, you know. But not me. No, they fired me. I guess I'm good enough to drive an armored troop transport truck to Ti
''Queer eye for the dead guy' has Petey wearing a rhinestone fricking rainbow! Seriously, ever heard of butch?'
'As for myself, uh, at the end of this year, I'll hang up my stock market spurs, buy some cozy T-bills, and, literally, sail off into the sunset.'
'I'm not lying with you, Veronica, I just wanted you to know.'
'Looky here. My favourite drink tosser. I'm so happy you came to Hearst.'
¨Yeah, but you know me, I'm a major stoner. It was really affecting me, too, I was like, 'Let's go! Let's go! L-E-T-S...duh...'
'A prominent, well-respected cokehead doctor.'
'She's calling her dad, the sheriff.'
'Somebody describe second base to me. Tell me what it's like. Is it beautiful there?'
'I loved him.'
'That is so ridiculous. I don't even know how to use a gun!'
Dead
'I think I can handle it, Keith, but I'll tell you what. I'll give you a call if I need any backup'
'Does she ever thaw out, Duncan?'
'Find out who did it. This dead coach is killing my business.'
'I can't be that person, Wallace. I had to come back. And I have to stay.'
'It'll sound twisted, but Tim takes care of me. He's like my dad that way.'
'You girls get all tarted up, go right into the belly of the beast, and drink until you can't say no. You're lucky you didn't end up with a shaved head. You should know better. The
'No bark? Is it your day off?'
'Ach, du lieber Gott! Ein Feuer!'
'This file does not contain the exams. It's a study guide. If you want the study guide, it's a hundred dollars. If you want the answers to the study guide, it's another hundred.'
'I haven't said a thing.'
'You can't do that! I'm the victim here. You have no right to just come into my house and start poking around.'
'Wait! Josh, you don't want to do this. Your dad's been...always has been...just wait! Josh!'
'Then I hope you'll understand why you shouldn't expect my vote in the upcoming election?'
Dead
'Yes, daddy?'
'You better hide, you crazy bitch!'
'Your old lady took something of mine - I'm not leaving 'til I get it back.'
'Thanks for coming. Um, lick or stuff?'
'Ah, he's a crafty little bugger.'
'Dr. Landry expects everyone to participate. Is it possible you ended up in the wrong class? Your academic advisor can get you into something else, you know. Elementary education,
Dead
'What did you just call me?'
Quotes
'Forget it. Mom always liked you best.'
¨So when do you scratch my back?¨
'Mercer, where are you going? Mercer!'
'I have worked very hard over the years to avoid working.'
'Mr. Fennel. Sixty-seven: D+. That's a real improvement.'
'I am a working single mother, Veronica. The last thing I need is a babysitter. I need a clone.'
'Oh, no!'
'Check out the new digs, Keith. This is what I do since you fired me.'
'It's offensive to women.'
'Apparently you've never spent time in a black woman's house. Be glad you're still walking.'
'Choir boy. Cub Scout. Starving actor. Mega-star. Husband. Father. Adulterer. Cradle-robber. Murderer.¨
¨Yeah, you are super-fine.¨
'Can you just tell me, it's a, it's another reason like...like a crappy one. Your being a good father isn't really something I can bitch about to my girlfriends over margaritas.'
'Who's Your Daddy?.
'I can't decide if my life is going to be easier or more difficult with you gone. Anything I should know in case I get another one like you someday?' 'Don't keep all your passwords
Dead
Dead
'Oh, before Aaron, his biggest client was a day player on Boy Meets World.'
'You might let him know that if he misses another class, he shouldn't bother showing up again. He'll fail automatically.'
'I've worked here two years. You've seen me a hundred times, but you don't notice the little people 'cause you're too busy lounging with Captain Moneybags here.'
'She convinced one 'boyfriend' to give them to another 'boyfriend' who she knew would destroy them, thus deflecting blame from yet another 'boyfriend,' Duncan Kane.'
'I think not having to buy me dinner first is kind of the point.'
'How about we try this: You can get your ass out of bed right now, or you can go back to New York to explain why you're there to your mom.'
Dead
'After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me?'
'Any chance you'd reconsider that? I'm sorry. That's crazy. That's way too much to ask.'
Once Rob Thomas actually gives Her a line, we'll give her a quote.
I'm a devious old man.... You'd be surprised what I can do.'
'I've got something on you...mmpf....mmpf...'
'Who would want to sully the reputation of the nicest girl in school? ... Lizzie, the oversexed, overlooked little sister?'
'What did you see?' 'Me falling completely in love with him, losing all reason, ending up hosting candle parties and selling family heirlooms on eBay.'
'I'm not sure if you're aware but Lynn updated her will a few weeks before her...death. Aaron, you were removed.'
'I can keep a secret.'
'Ms. Banks. Have you decided which parent you're going to live with after the divorce? And if I may, a follow-up. Can you believe your father's choice in mistresses?'
'This isn't illegal is it? No, I'm just kidding. Hold on.'
¨What I'm trying to say is, I'm in love with you.¨
'We take this very seriously.'
'He just can't get over what I did. I think I blew it, Veronica. I went momentarily crazy, and it's going to cost me the guy I love.'
'Yeah...uh...In real life, I'm actually a gym teacher.'
'That's not how it was! It wasn't that way at all. Those boys...if you knew their fathers...how they ignored them, mistreated them. They needed someone. I listened to them; I cared
'Parker! Elbows!'
'Dad?'
'Two words for you, Clarence Wiedman: Game on.'
'Do I look like I enjoy being covered in white goo?'
¨I wrote the jackass Bible, the jackass Koran, the jackass Talmud.'
'They set up this boo room so they could fondle girls as they went through. So, we dressed up as rats and strategically put rat traps on all of our gropable parts.'
'I duct-taped him to his bike, his feet to the pedals. He was maybe ten, and I just left him out there on the cul-de-sac. Forgot about him for hours. I went outside, and there he w
'I was giving him a back rub this one time, and his parents came home. For some reason, seeing their shirtless son with a boy straddling him was...upsetting.'
'Bonus points if you get the dean wearing a lampshade.'
'If I say Mr. Hartman here is an idiot, that's one thing, but I say he's an idiot and should be strung up and beaten to death. Is that different? I mean, do words matter any more?'
'We've met. Sweet girl. I'll keep an eye on her when you're gone.'
Quotes
'People are saying stuff, man. I mean, my little brother, the other day, asked me if it's true that P.C.H. stands for Panty Club for Homos. Yeah, heard it at school.'
'I just love Mac. Like, love her. Like, I wish she was a little Bichon Frisé I could carry in my purse. I mean, how great is she?'
'Honey?'
'Meaning, don't just interview your friends.'
'It wasn't me. I know who did it.'
'If this is some kind of joke, please tell me the punchline soon.'
'Do you think I could, like, hire you, or something? To help me find my dog?'
'You'll suffer from hallucinations...particularly vivid dreams....Some people find that unnerving.'
'Here's a couple of bucks on the house, then. Have some fun while you're waiting.'
'Where is he! It was your daughter, Keith! Veronica's the one that broke into my house and stole my hard drive! I believe you already know the county prosecutor.'
'Thanks, Keith, for coming. These days, my husband and I are just logistics. Can't remember the last time I just hung out and talked.'
'Now, I'm just checking something: Am I still in charge here? Huh?'
'Yeah, that, and, as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.'
'That's my blood. Can you dig that?'
'The Oh Boy-o Pollo Chicken. Yep. You know, if anyone finds out about this, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.'
'You get a crown with that?'
'You know, if I raise enough, I might be able to get one of those audio chips, like the kind that play 'Happy Birthday' when you open the card...wouldn't it be great to hear them l
Dead
Dead
'I'm not stupid, you know. I know it's weird to force someone to go to prom with you. I-I know.'
'I have a man waiting for you who doesn't have an appointment. He won't give me his name or put out his cigar.'
'Tim. Of course. It's always Tim.'
¨I know who you are Veronica Mars!¨
'Oh, that's Bob. He's my friend. Kind of my chauffeur-friend right now, but, um — he's just a friend.'
¨Logan! Come back in the house, honey.¨
'I'm gonna end up a downloadable national joke. You know, right up there with Paris Hilton or that Star Wars kid. I-I'll be the video that everyone emails their friends, you know,
'You really think that I would kill my coach because he wasn't starting me?'
Dead
'Strapping young lad...'
'Oh. Well, Mom was afraid that a ball would hit me in the face, Dad was afraid it would interfere with mock U.N., and I was afraid I couldn't hit a curveball.'
'Jerry'll hand out printouts detailing the hot spots.'
'Fired would have been fine, but dead... it does the trick just as well.'
Dead
'You know Cyrus was considering sending him to a teen-discipline school? But I don't even know if that would work.'
Dead
'How am I supposed to react to that?'
'Not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just...Asian.'
Dead
'Are you hittin' that?'
'You're right, that is a weird question. I'm more of what you'd call a bottle blonde.'
'Veronica, I have to leave for a while. I'll be back for you soon. Love always, mom.'
'Shred it. Shred everything. Shred everything.'
'Yeah, well, I'm a fan of the dramatic exit.'
'Eighteen shots of vodka: not a good idea. Who knew?
'I make these killer brownies. The secret: it's all in the butter.'
'I have three new messages...'True pirates share their booty'...'I'll be your little spoon'...and finally, 'Vice Principals make the best lovers.''
'Oh, my God. Was I, like, speeding? 'Cause I so didn't know.'
¨Did you just call me Mom? You okay, brother? [Matter of factly] You know Mom's gone, right?¨
Dead

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