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'Eighteen shots of vodka: not a good idea. Who knew?
'Ach, du lieber Gott! Ein Feuer!'
'How about we try this: You can get your ass out of bed right now, or you can go back to New York to explain why you're there to your mom.'
'Apparently you've never spent time in a black woman's house. Be glad you're still walking.'
'The Oh Boy-o Pollo Chicken. Yep. You know, if anyone finds out about this, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.'
'Looky here. My favourite drink tosser. I'm so happy you came to Hearst.'
'Don't hate me, I'm trying to tell it like it is.'
'Shred it. Shred everything. Shred everything.'
'I wanted to get pumped for Varsity baseball. I was... pretty much down for whatever.'
'If this is some kind of joke, please tell me the punchline soon.'
Dead
¨Oh I'll Show you Mine!¨
Dead
'It's offensive to women.'
Dead
'Do I look like I enjoy being covered in white goo?'
'Jerry'll hand out printouts detailing the hot spots.'
'Rodney. Rodney! Your mother's going to be home soon. I'm gonna have to tell her about this. You know the rules.'
¨And you're not allowed to breathe my air. Go! Shoo! Return to Xanadu. ¨
'Look at this. You're like animals. Somebody's gotta clean this up, you know. But not me. No, they fired me. I guess I'm good enough to drive an armored troop transport truck to Ti
'Two words for you, Clarence Wiedman: Game on.'
'Thanks, Keith, for coming. These days, my husband and I are just logistics. Can't remember the last time I just hung out and talked.'
'I think not having to buy me dinner first is kind of the point.'
'It'll sound twisted, but Tim takes care of me. He's like my dad that way.'
'Ah, he's a crafty little bugger.'
'I haven't said a thing.'
'That is so ridiculous. I don't even know how to use a gun!'
'Thanks for coming. Um, lick or stuff?'
Dead
'You'll suffer from hallucinations...particularly vivid dreams....Some people find that unnerving.'
'I duct-taped him to his bike, his feet to the pedals. He was maybe ten, and I just left him out there on the cul-de-sac. Forgot about him for hours. I went outside, and there he w
'This file does not contain the exams. It's a study guide. If you want the study guide, it's a hundred dollars. If you want the answers to the study guide, it's another hundred.'
'They set up this boo room so they could fondle girls as they went through. So, we dressed up as rats and strategically put rat traps on all of our gropable parts.'
'What did you just call me?'
'People are saying stuff, man. I mean, my little brother, the other day, asked me if it's true that P.C.H. stands for Panty Club for Homos. Yeah, heard it at school.'
'Do you think I could, like, hire you, or something? To help me find my dog?'
'That's not how it was! It wasn't that way at all. Those boys...if you knew their fathers...how they ignored them, mistreated them. They needed someone. I listened to them; I cared
'Dad?'
'Does she ever thaw out, Duncan?'
'It wasn't me. I know who did it.'
'Who's Your Daddy?.
'I'm not stupid, you know. I know it's weird to force someone to go to prom with you. I-I know.'
Dead
'No, I'm on MySpace, and I used to have like a thousand friends, and suddenly for some reason now I only have like nine hundred something.'
'Here's a couple of bucks on the house, then. Have some fun while you're waiting.'
'Yeah, that, and, as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.'
Dead
'We take this very seriously.'
'I think I can handle it, Keith, but I'll tell you what. I'll give you a call if I need any backup'
'The girl at the Fotomat used to call me the 'human tripod' — no, wait, that's something else.'
'This isn't illegal is it? No, I'm just kidding. Hold on.'
Quotes
'Forget it. Mom always liked you best.'
¨I wrote the jackass Bible, the jackass Koran, the jackass Talmud.'
¨Did you just call me Mom? You okay, brother? [Matter of factly] You know Mom's gone, right?¨
'I'm not lying with you, Veronica, I just wanted you to know.'
'A prominent, well-respected cokehead doctor.'
¨Yeah, you are super-fine.¨
'You know, if I raise enough, I might be able to get one of those audio chips, like the kind that play 'Happy Birthday' when you open the card...wouldn't it be great to hear them l
'Where is he! It was your daughter, Keith! Veronica's the one that broke into my house and stole my hard drive! I believe you already know the county prosecutor.'
'Yeah...uh...In real life, I'm actually a gym teacher.'
'Oh, no!'
'Mr. Fennel. Sixty-seven: D+. That's a real improvement.'
Dead
'Somebody describe second base to me. Tell me what it's like. Is it beautiful there?'
'Yes, daddy?'
'Dr. Landry expects everyone to participate. Is it possible you ended up in the wrong class? Your academic advisor can get you into something else, you know. Elementary education,
'I can keep a secret.'
'Ms. Banks. Have you decided which parent you're going to live with after the divorce? And if I may, a follow-up. Can you believe your father's choice in mistresses?'
Dead
'You get a crown with that?'
'Ah, I don't know. Something to read, cookies, peanut butter if possible, a hacksaw.'
'Mercer, where are you going? Mercer!'
'Find out who did it. This dead coach is killing my business.'
'Not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just...Asian.'
'You can't do that! I'm the victim here. You have no right to just come into my house and start poking around.'
'You might let him know that if he misses another class, he shouldn't bother showing up again. He'll fail automatically.'
'Bonus points if you get the dean wearing a lampshade.'
'Oh, before Aaron, his biggest client was a day player on Boy Meets World.'
Dead
'Check out the new digs, Keith. This is what I do since you fired me.'
'That's my blood. Can you dig that?'
'Parker! Elbows!'
I'm a devious old man.... You'd be surprised what I can do.'
'Son, please know that I am proud of you. I know I was tough on you, but I was preparing you to be man of the house.'
'Honey?'
'I got PCHers riding up and down my street day and night. Now if I was on the bridge that night and if I saw what went down, guy like me, who's got a wife, and a five year-old daug
'You really think that I would kill my coach because he wasn't starting me?'
Dead
Dead
¨So when do you scratch my back?¨
'Choir boy. Cub Scout. Starving actor. Mega-star. Husband. Father. Adulterer. Cradle-robber. Murderer.¨
'You're right, that is a weird question. I'm more of what you'd call a bottle blonde.'
¨I know who you are Veronica Mars!¨
'Your old lady took something of mine - I'm not leaving 'til I get it back.'
Dead
Dead
'If I say Mr. Hartman here is an idiot, that's one thing, but I say he's an idiot and should be strung up and beaten to death. Is that different? I mean, do words matter any more?'
'Can you just tell me, it's a, it's another reason like...like a crappy one. Your being a good father isn't really something I can bitch about to my girlfriends over margaritas.'
Dead
'Fired would have been fine, but dead... it does the trick just as well.'
'I'm not sure if you're aware but Lynn updated her will a few weeks before her...death. Aaron, you were removed.'
'After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me?'
Quotes
'Wait! Josh, you don't want to do this. Your dad's been...always has been...just wait! Josh!'
'I have three new messages...'True pirates share their booty'...'I'll be your little spoon'...and finally, 'Vice Principals make the best lovers.''
'He just can't get over what I did. I think I blew it, Veronica. I went momentarily crazy, and it's going to cost me the guy I love.'
Dead
'Meaning, don't just interview your friends.'
Dead
'Then I hope you'll understand why you shouldn't expect my vote in the upcoming election?'
'How am I supposed to react to that?'
'You know Cyrus was considering sending him to a teen-discipline school? But I don't even know if that would work.'
'She's calling her dad, the sheriff.'
'I can't decide if my life is going to be easier or more difficult with you gone. Anything I should know in case I get another one like you someday?' 'Don't keep all your passwords
'Strapping young lad...'
'I have worked very hard over the years to avoid working.'
'We've met. Sweet girl. I'll keep an eye on her when you're gone.'
'I am a working single mother, Veronica. The last thing I need is a babysitter. I need a clone.'
'Oh, my God. Was I, like, speeding? 'Cause I so didn't know.'
'Oh, that's Bob. He's my friend. Kind of my chauffeur-friend right now, but, um — he's just a friend.'
'I'm gonna end up a downloadable national joke. You know, right up there with Paris Hilton or that Star Wars kid. I-I'll be the video that everyone emails their friends, you know,
'What did you see?' 'Me falling completely in love with him, losing all reason, ending up hosting candle parties and selling family heirlooms on eBay.'
'Oh. Well, Mom was afraid that a ball would hit me in the face, Dad was afraid it would interfere with mock U.N., and I was afraid I couldn't hit a curveball.'
'Well, she's hardly the 'Girls Gone Wild' type. I practically had to put a gun to her head just to get her to do the Greek Booze Cruise last year.'
¨What I'm trying to say is, I'm in love with you.¨
'Hey. Those are nice rims.'
'As for myself, uh, at the end of this year, I'll hang up my stock market spurs, buy some cozy T-bills, and, literally, sail off into the sunset.'
'Who would want to sully the reputation of the nicest girl in school? ... Lizzie, the oversexed, overlooked little sister?'
'Wow, now there's an attitude I like to see in our post-literate age.'
'I've worked here two years. You've seen me a hundred times, but you don't notice the little people 'cause you're too busy lounging with Captain Moneybags here.'
'She convinced one 'boyfriend' to give them to another 'boyfriend' who she knew would destroy them, thus deflecting blame from yet another 'boyfriend,' Duncan Kane.'
¨Logan! Come back in the house, honey.¨
'I can't be that person, Wallace. I had to come back. And I have to stay.'
'No bark? Is it your day off?'
'I was giving him a back rub this one time, and his parents came home. For some reason, seeing their shirtless son with a boy straddling him was...upsetting.'
'Any chance you'd reconsider that? I'm sorry. That's crazy. That's way too much to ask.'
'Tim. Of course. It's always Tim.'
'Veronica, I have to leave for a while. I'll be back for you soon. Love always, mom.'
'You better hide, you crazy bitch!'
'I've got something on you...mmpf....mmpf...'
'Yeah, well, I'm a fan of the dramatic exit.'
¨Yeah, but you know me, I'm a major stoner. It was really affecting me, too, I was like, 'Let's go! Let's go! L-E-T-S...duh...'
''Queer eye for the dead guy' has Petey wearing a rhinestone fricking rainbow! Seriously, ever heard of butch?'
'You girls get all tarted up, go right into the belly of the beast, and drink until you can't say no. You're lucky you didn't end up with a shaved head. You should know better. The
'I have a man waiting for you who doesn't have an appointment. He won't give me his name or put out his cigar.'
'I just love Mac. Like, love her. Like, I wish she was a little Bichon Frisé I could carry in my purse. I mean, how great is she?'
'I make these killer brownies. The secret: it's all in the butter.'
'I loved him.'
'Now, I'm just checking something: Am I still in charge here? Huh?'
'Are you hittin' that?'
Once Rob Thomas actually gives Her a line, we'll give her a quote.
'Unicorns? Really?'

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