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'The girl at the Fotomat used to call me the 'human tripod' — no, wait, that's something else.'
'You know, if I raise enough, I might be able to get one of those audio chips, like the kind that play 'Happy Birthday' when you open the card...wouldn't it be great to hear them l
¨I wrote the jackass Bible, the jackass Koran, the jackass Talmud.'
'Mr. Fennel. Sixty-seven: D+. That's a real improvement.'
'I can't decide if my life is going to be easier or more difficult with you gone. Anything I should know in case I get another one like you someday?' 'Don't keep all your passwords
'Apparently you've never spent time in a black woman's house. Be glad you're still walking.'
'How am I supposed to react to that?'
'Meaning, don't just interview your friends.'
Dead
'Oh, no!'
'I can't be that person, Wallace. I had to come back. And I have to stay.'
'I'm not stupid, you know. I know it's weird to force someone to go to prom with you. I-I know.'
'No bark? Is it your day off?'
'Dad?'
'Find out who did it. This dead coach is killing my business.'
'Unicorns? Really?'
'Check out the new digs, Keith. This is what I do since you fired me.'
'Fired would have been fine, but dead... it does the trick just as well.'
'Ms. Banks. Have you decided which parent you're going to live with after the divorce? And if I may, a follow-up. Can you believe your father's choice in mistresses?'
'He just can't get over what I did. I think I blew it, Veronica. I went momentarily crazy, and it's going to cost me the guy I love.'
Dead
'I just love Mac. Like, love her. Like, I wish she was a little Bichon Frisé I could carry in my purse. I mean, how great is she?'
'Oh, before Aaron, his biggest client was a day player on Boy Meets World.'
'Forget it. Mom always liked you best.'
¨So when do you scratch my back?¨
'I've worked here two years. You've seen me a hundred times, but you don't notice the little people 'cause you're too busy lounging with Captain Moneybags here.'
¨Yeah, but you know me, I'm a major stoner. It was really affecting me, too, I was like, 'Let's go! Let's go! L-E-T-S...duh...'
'This isn't illegal is it? No, I'm just kidding. Hold on.'
'Mercer, where are you going? Mercer!'
'You know Cyrus was considering sending him to a teen-discipline school? But I don't even know if that would work.'
'Rodney. Rodney! Your mother's going to be home soon. I'm gonna have to tell her about this. You know the rules.'
'Honey?'
'The Oh Boy-o Pollo Chicken. Yep. You know, if anyone finds out about this, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.'
'People are saying stuff, man. I mean, my little brother, the other day, asked me if it's true that P.C.H. stands for Panty Club for Homos. Yeah, heard it at school.'
'Somebody describe second base to me. Tell me what it's like. Is it beautiful there?'
Dead
'Are you hittin' that?'
Dead
¨And you're not allowed to breathe my air. Go! Shoo! Return to Xanadu. ¨
'Ah, I don't know. Something to read, cookies, peanut butter if possible, a hacksaw.'
'I think not having to buy me dinner first is kind of the point.'
'Thanks for coming. Um, lick or stuff?'
'I loved him.'
¨What I'm trying to say is, I'm in love with you.¨
'You'll suffer from hallucinations...particularly vivid dreams....Some people find that unnerving.'
'I have three new messages...'True pirates share their booty'...'I'll be your little spoon'...and finally, 'Vice Principals make the best lovers.''
¨Oh I'll Show you Mine!¨
'Yes, daddy?'
'Where is he! It was your daughter, Keith! Veronica's the one that broke into my house and stole my hard drive! I believe you already know the county prosecutor.'
'It'll sound twisted, but Tim takes care of me. He's like my dad that way.'
'I haven't said a thing.'
Quotes
'You get a crown with that?'
'I duct-taped him to his bike, his feet to the pedals. He was maybe ten, and I just left him out there on the cul-de-sac. Forgot about him for hours. I went outside, and there he w
'Look at this. You're like animals. Somebody's gotta clean this up, you know. But not me. No, they fired me. I guess I'm good enough to drive an armored troop transport truck to Ti
'I was giving him a back rub this one time, and his parents came home. For some reason, seeing their shirtless son with a boy straddling him was...upsetting.'
'Yeah, that, and, as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.'
'That's not how it was! It wasn't that way at all. Those boys...if you knew their fathers...how they ignored them, mistreated them. They needed someone. I listened to them; I cared
Dead
'Wait! Josh, you don't want to do this. Your dad's been...always has been...just wait! Josh!'
'I wanted to get pumped for Varsity baseball. I was... pretty much down for whatever.'
¨Logan! Come back in the house, honey.¨
'Tim. Of course. It's always Tim.'
'I'm gonna end up a downloadable national joke. You know, right up there with Paris Hilton or that Star Wars kid. I-I'll be the video that everyone emails their friends, you know,
'After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me?'
'Wow, now there's an attitude I like to see in our post-literate age.'
'I have a man waiting for you who doesn't have an appointment. He won't give me his name or put out his cigar.'
'You really think that I would kill my coach because he wasn't starting me?'
'It wasn't me. I know who did it.'
'It's offensive to women.'
'Jerry'll hand out printouts detailing the hot spots.'
'Son, please know that I am proud of you. I know I was tough on you, but I was preparing you to be man of the house.'
'Thanks, Keith, for coming. These days, my husband and I are just logistics. Can't remember the last time I just hung out and talked.'
'Do you think I could, like, hire you, or something? To help me find my dog?'
'Who's Your Daddy?.
'Two words for you, Clarence Wiedman: Game on.'
'She's calling her dad, the sheriff.'
'Does she ever thaw out, Duncan?'
Dead
¨I know who you are Veronica Mars!¨
'If this is some kind of joke, please tell me the punchline soon.'
Dead
'You girls get all tarted up, go right into the belly of the beast, and drink until you can't say no. You're lucky you didn't end up with a shaved head. You should know better. The
'Oh. Well, Mom was afraid that a ball would hit me in the face, Dad was afraid it would interfere with mock U.N., and I was afraid I couldn't hit a curveball.'
'Choir boy. Cub Scout. Starving actor. Mega-star. Husband. Father. Adulterer. Cradle-robber. Murderer.¨
'A prominent, well-respected cokehead doctor.'
'Oh, that's Bob. He's my friend. Kind of my chauffeur-friend right now, but, um — he's just a friend.'
'This file does not contain the exams. It's a study guide. If you want the study guide, it's a hundred dollars. If you want the answers to the study guide, it's another hundred.'
'Then I hope you'll understand why you shouldn't expect my vote in the upcoming election?'
'What did you see?' 'Me falling completely in love with him, losing all reason, ending up hosting candle parties and selling family heirlooms on eBay.'
'Do I look like I enjoy being covered in white goo?'
'We take this very seriously.'
'I have worked very hard over the years to avoid working.'
'Yeah...uh...In real life, I'm actually a gym teacher.'
¨Yeah, you are super-fine.¨
'Here's a couple of bucks on the house, then. Have some fun while you're waiting.'
'No, I'm on MySpace, and I used to have like a thousand friends, and suddenly for some reason now I only have like nine hundred something.'
'Not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just...Asian.'
'Your old lady took something of mine - I'm not leaving 'til I get it back.'
Dead
'Dr. Landry expects everyone to participate. Is it possible you ended up in the wrong class? Your academic advisor can get you into something else, you know. Elementary education,
Dead
Dead
Quotes
'Shred it. Shred everything. Shred everything.'
'Who would want to sully the reputation of the nicest girl in school? ... Lizzie, the oversexed, overlooked little sister?'
'You're right, that is a weird question. I'm more of what you'd call a bottle blonde.'
'I think I can handle it, Keith, but I'll tell you what. I'll give you a call if I need any backup'
'Can you just tell me, it's a, it's another reason like...like a crappy one. Your being a good father isn't really something I can bitch about to my girlfriends over margaritas.'
I'm a devious old man.... You'd be surprised what I can do.'
'Well, she's hardly the 'Girls Gone Wild' type. I practically had to put a gun to her head just to get her to do the Greek Booze Cruise last year.'
Dead
Dead
'Any chance you'd reconsider that? I'm sorry. That's crazy. That's way too much to ask.'
Dead
Dead
''Queer eye for the dead guy' has Petey wearing a rhinestone fricking rainbow! Seriously, ever heard of butch?'
Dead
'That is so ridiculous. I don't even know how to use a gun!'
'You better hide, you crazy bitch!'
'Now, I'm just checking something: Am I still in charge here? Huh?'
'She convinced one 'boyfriend' to give them to another 'boyfriend' who she knew would destroy them, thus deflecting blame from yet another 'boyfriend,' Duncan Kane.'
'Bonus points if you get the dean wearing a lampshade.'
'I can keep a secret.'
'What did you just call me?'
'I'm not lying with you, Veronica, I just wanted you to know.'
'Eighteen shots of vodka: not a good idea. Who knew?
'They set up this boo room so they could fondle girls as they went through. So, we dressed up as rats and strategically put rat traps on all of our gropable parts.'
'I'm not sure if you're aware but Lynn updated her will a few weeks before her...death. Aaron, you were removed.'
'How about we try this: You can get your ass out of bed right now, or you can go back to New York to explain why you're there to your mom.'
'As for myself, uh, at the end of this year, I'll hang up my stock market spurs, buy some cozy T-bills, and, literally, sail off into the sunset.'
'That's my blood. Can you dig that?'
'Hey. Those are nice rims.'
'Strapping young lad...'
'You can't do that! I'm the victim here. You have no right to just come into my house and start poking around.'
'I am a working single mother, Veronica. The last thing I need is a babysitter. I need a clone.'
'We've met. Sweet girl. I'll keep an eye on her when you're gone.'
¨Did you just call me Mom? You okay, brother? [Matter of factly] You know Mom's gone, right?¨
'If I say Mr. Hartman here is an idiot, that's one thing, but I say he's an idiot and should be strung up and beaten to death. Is that different? I mean, do words matter any more?'
'Parker! Elbows!'
'I've got something on you...mmpf....mmpf...'
'Yeah, well, I'm a fan of the dramatic exit.'
Once Rob Thomas actually gives Her a line, we'll give her a quote.
'Oh, my God. Was I, like, speeding? 'Cause I so didn't know.'
'I got PCHers riding up and down my street day and night. Now if I was on the bridge that night and if I saw what went down, guy like me, who's got a wife, and a five year-old daug
'Looky here. My favourite drink tosser. I'm so happy you came to Hearst.'
'You might let him know that if he misses another class, he shouldn't bother showing up again. He'll fail automatically.'
'I make these killer brownies. The secret: it's all in the butter.'
'Ach, du lieber Gott! Ein Feuer!'
'Veronica, I have to leave for a while. I'll be back for you soon. Love always, mom.'
'Ah, he's a crafty little bugger.'
Dead
'Don't hate me, I'm trying to tell it like it is.'

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