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'Oh, no!'
'I make these killer brownies. The secret: it's all in the butter.'
Dead
'You know Cyrus was considering sending him to a teen-discipline school? But I don't even know if that would work.'
'I can't decide if my life is going to be easier or more difficult with you gone. Anything I should know in case I get another one like you someday?' 'Don't keep all your passwords
'You better hide, you crazy bitch!'
Once Rob Thomas actually gives Her a line, we'll give her a quote.
Dead
'I wanted to get pumped for Varsity baseball. I was... pretty much down for whatever.'
'Thanks, Keith, for coming. These days, my husband and I are just logistics. Can't remember the last time I just hung out and talked.'
'It'll sound twisted, but Tim takes care of me. He's like my dad that way.'
'I'm not stupid, you know. I know it's weird to force someone to go to prom with you. I-I know.'
'If this is some kind of joke, please tell me the punchline soon.'
'Looky here. My favourite drink tosser. I'm so happy you came to Hearst.'
'Oh, that's Bob. He's my friend. Kind of my chauffeur-friend right now, but, um — he's just a friend.'
'Rodney. Rodney! Your mother's going to be home soon. I'm gonna have to tell her about this. You know the rules.'
'I think not having to buy me dinner first is kind of the point.'
¨And you're not allowed to breathe my air. Go! Shoo! Return to Xanadu. ¨
'I was giving him a back rub this one time, and his parents came home. For some reason, seeing their shirtless son with a boy straddling him was...upsetting.'
'Tim. Of course. It's always Tim.'
Dead
'Ach, du lieber Gott! Ein Feuer!'
¨Did you just call me Mom? You okay, brother? [Matter of factly] You know Mom's gone, right?¨
I'm a devious old man.... You'd be surprised what I can do.'
'Two words for you, Clarence Wiedman: Game on.'
'Look at this. You're like animals. Somebody's gotta clean this up, you know. But not me. No, they fired me. I guess I'm good enough to drive an armored troop transport truck to Ti
'That is so ridiculous. I don't even know how to use a gun!'
'How about we try this: You can get your ass out of bed right now, or you can go back to New York to explain why you're there to your mom.'
'I'm not lying with you, Veronica, I just wanted you to know.'
'A prominent, well-respected cokehead doctor.'
'Shred it. Shred everything. Shred everything.'
'I can't be that person, Wallace. I had to come back. And I have to stay.'
'Here's a couple of bucks on the house, then. Have some fun while you're waiting.'
'Can you just tell me, it's a, it's another reason like...like a crappy one. Your being a good father isn't really something I can bitch about to my girlfriends over margaritas.'
''Queer eye for the dead guy' has Petey wearing a rhinestone fricking rainbow! Seriously, ever heard of butch?'
'Dad?'
'I just love Mac. Like, love her. Like, I wish she was a little Bichon Frisé I could carry in my purse. I mean, how great is she?'
'Apparently you've never spent time in a black woman's house. Be glad you're still walking.'
'Not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just...Asian.'
'No bark? Is it your day off?'
'Where is he! It was your daughter, Keith! Veronica's the one that broke into my house and stole my hard drive! I believe you already know the county prosecutor.'
'Don't hate me, I'm trying to tell it like it is.'
'They set up this boo room so they could fondle girls as they went through. So, we dressed up as rats and strategically put rat traps on all of our gropable parts.'
'Thanks for coming. Um, lick or stuff?'
Dead
'Yeah, well, I'm a fan of the dramatic exit.'
'That's my blood. Can you dig that?'
'Oh, my God. Was I, like, speeding? 'Cause I so didn't know.'
Dead
'You girls get all tarted up, go right into the belly of the beast, and drink until you can't say no. You're lucky you didn't end up with a shaved head. You should know better. The
'Veronica, I have to leave for a while. I'll be back for you soon. Love always, mom.'
Quotes
Dead
'Now, I'm just checking something: Am I still in charge here? Huh?'
'I have a man waiting for you who doesn't have an appointment. He won't give me his name or put out his cigar.'
'How am I supposed to react to that?'
'I got PCHers riding up and down my street day and night. Now if I was on the bridge that night and if I saw what went down, guy like me, who's got a wife, and a five year-old daug
'Fired would have been fine, but dead... it does the trick just as well.'
'Bonus points if you get the dean wearing a lampshade.'
'Yeah, that, and, as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.'
¨Yeah, you are super-fine.¨
¨Logan! Come back in the house, honey.¨
'Find out who did it. This dead coach is killing my business.'
'I loved him.'
'You might let him know that if he misses another class, he shouldn't bother showing up again. He'll fail automatically.'
'Mr. Fennel. Sixty-seven: D+. That's a real improvement.'
'Do I look like I enjoy being covered in white goo?'
'Any chance you'd reconsider that? I'm sorry. That's crazy. That's way too much to ask.'
Dead
¨I know who you are Veronica Mars!¨
'I'm not sure if you're aware but Lynn updated her will a few weeks before her...death. Aaron, you were removed.'
'Strapping young lad...'
'No, I'm on MySpace, and I used to have like a thousand friends, and suddenly for some reason now I only have like nine hundred something.'
'Eighteen shots of vodka: not a good idea. Who knew?
'Forget it. Mom always liked you best.'
'Who would want to sully the reputation of the nicest girl in school? ... Lizzie, the oversexed, overlooked little sister?'
'It's offensive to women.'
'Hey. Those are nice rims.'
'This file does not contain the exams. It's a study guide. If you want the study guide, it's a hundred dollars. If you want the answers to the study guide, it's another hundred.'
Dead
'I think I can handle it, Keith, but I'll tell you what. I'll give you a call if I need any backup'
'Then I hope you'll understand why you shouldn't expect my vote in the upcoming election?'
'Unicorns? Really?'
Dead
'Dr. Landry expects everyone to participate. Is it possible you ended up in the wrong class? Your academic advisor can get you into something else, you know. Elementary education,
¨What I'm trying to say is, I'm in love with you.¨
'I've got something on you...mmpf....mmpf...'
'If I say Mr. Hartman here is an idiot, that's one thing, but I say he's an idiot and should be strung up and beaten to death. Is that different? I mean, do words matter any more?'
'It wasn't me. I know who did it.'
'She's calling her dad, the sheriff.'
'You'll suffer from hallucinations...particularly vivid dreams....Some people find that unnerving.'
'I have worked very hard over the years to avoid working.'
Dead
'Who's Your Daddy?.
'We've met. Sweet girl. I'll keep an eye on her when you're gone.'
Dead
¨Yeah, but you know me, I'm a major stoner. It was really affecting me, too, I was like, 'Let's go! Let's go! L-E-T-S...duh...'
'You're right, that is a weird question. I'm more of what you'd call a bottle blonde.'
'As for myself, uh, at the end of this year, I'll hang up my stock market spurs, buy some cozy T-bills, and, literally, sail off into the sunset.'
'Mercer, where are you going? Mercer!'
¨I wrote the jackass Bible, the jackass Koran, the jackass Talmud.'
'You can't do that! I'm the victim here. You have no right to just come into my house and start poking around.'
'I can keep a secret.'
Quotes
'Are you hittin' that?'
'Check out the new digs, Keith. This is what I do since you fired me.'
'Wait! Josh, you don't want to do this. Your dad's been...always has been...just wait! Josh!'
'Choir boy. Cub Scout. Starving actor. Mega-star. Husband. Father. Adulterer. Cradle-robber. Murderer.¨
'Your old lady took something of mine - I'm not leaving 'til I get it back.'
'She convinced one 'boyfriend' to give them to another 'boyfriend' who she knew would destroy them, thus deflecting blame from yet another 'boyfriend,' Duncan Kane.'
'Yes, daddy?'
'Do you think I could, like, hire you, or something? To help me find my dog?'
'That's not how it was! It wasn't that way at all. Those boys...if you knew their fathers...how they ignored them, mistreated them. They needed someone. I listened to them; I cared
Dead
'This isn't illegal is it? No, I'm just kidding. Hold on.'
'What did you see?' 'Me falling completely in love with him, losing all reason, ending up hosting candle parties and selling family heirlooms on eBay.'
'I haven't said a thing.'
'I duct-taped him to his bike, his feet to the pedals. He was maybe ten, and I just left him out there on the cul-de-sac. Forgot about him for hours. I went outside, and there he w
'He just can't get over what I did. I think I blew it, Veronica. I went momentarily crazy, and it's going to cost me the guy I love.'
¨So when do you scratch my back?¨
Dead
'You get a crown with that?'
'Honey?'
'Ms. Banks. Have you decided which parent you're going to live with after the divorce? And if I may, a follow-up. Can you believe your father's choice in mistresses?'
'Somebody describe second base to me. Tell me what it's like. Is it beautiful there?'
'Oh, before Aaron, his biggest client was a day player on Boy Meets World.'
Dead
'Well, she's hardly the 'Girls Gone Wild' type. I practically had to put a gun to her head just to get her to do the Greek Booze Cruise last year.'
'Oh. Well, Mom was afraid that a ball would hit me in the face, Dad was afraid it would interfere with mock U.N., and I was afraid I couldn't hit a curveball.'
'People are saying stuff, man. I mean, my little brother, the other day, asked me if it's true that P.C.H. stands for Panty Club for Homos. Yeah, heard it at school.'
¨Oh I'll Show you Mine!¨
'After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me?'
'I'm gonna end up a downloadable national joke. You know, right up there with Paris Hilton or that Star Wars kid. I-I'll be the video that everyone emails their friends, you know,
'We take this very seriously.'
'Wow, now there's an attitude I like to see in our post-literate age.'
Dead
'The girl at the Fotomat used to call me the 'human tripod' — no, wait, that's something else.'
'Parker! Elbows!'
'Son, please know that I am proud of you. I know I was tough on you, but I was preparing you to be man of the house.'
'Ah, I don't know. Something to read, cookies, peanut butter if possible, a hacksaw.'
'I am a working single mother, Veronica. The last thing I need is a babysitter. I need a clone.'
'Jerry'll hand out printouts detailing the hot spots.'
'Yeah...uh...In real life, I'm actually a gym teacher.'
Dead
'What did you just call me?'
'You really think that I would kill my coach because he wasn't starting me?'
'Ah, he's a crafty little bugger.'
'I've worked here two years. You've seen me a hundred times, but you don't notice the little people 'cause you're too busy lounging with Captain Moneybags here.'
'You know, if I raise enough, I might be able to get one of those audio chips, like the kind that play 'Happy Birthday' when you open the card...wouldn't it be great to hear them l
'The Oh Boy-o Pollo Chicken. Yep. You know, if anyone finds out about this, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.'
'Meaning, don't just interview your friends.'
'I have three new messages...'True pirates share their booty'...'I'll be your little spoon'...and finally, 'Vice Principals make the best lovers.''
'Does she ever thaw out, Duncan?'

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