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¨I know who you are Veronica Mars!¨
'People are saying stuff, man. I mean, my little brother, the other day, asked me if it's true that P.C.H. stands for Panty Club for Homos. Yeah, heard it at school.'
Dead
'Jerry'll hand out printouts detailing the hot spots.'
'Mercer, where are you going? Mercer!'
'Parker! Elbows!'
'Thanks, Keith, for coming. These days, my husband and I are just logistics. Can't remember the last time I just hung out and talked.'
¨What I'm trying to say is, I'm in love with you.¨
'I duct-taped him to his bike, his feet to the pedals. He was maybe ten, and I just left him out there on the cul-de-sac. Forgot about him for hours. I went outside, and there he w
Dead
'I got PCHers riding up and down my street day and night. Now if I was on the bridge that night and if I saw what went down, guy like me, who's got a wife, and a five year-old daug
'I can't be that person, Wallace. I had to come back. And I have to stay.'
¨Did you just call me Mom? You okay, brother? [Matter of factly] You know Mom's gone, right?¨
'I can keep a secret.'
'A prominent, well-respected cokehead doctor.'
'You're right, that is a weird question. I'm more of what you'd call a bottle blonde.'
'I'm gonna end up a downloadable national joke. You know, right up there with Paris Hilton or that Star Wars kid. I-I'll be the video that everyone emails their friends, you know,
Dead
'Son, please know that I am proud of you. I know I was tough on you, but I was preparing you to be man of the house.'
'Oh, no!'
'Dad?'
'No, I'm on MySpace, and I used to have like a thousand friends, and suddenly for some reason now I only have like nine hundred something.'
'You girls get all tarted up, go right into the belly of the beast, and drink until you can't say no. You're lucky you didn't end up with a shaved head. You should know better. The
Dead
'You get a crown with that?'
'I think not having to buy me dinner first is kind of the point.'
'She convinced one 'boyfriend' to give them to another 'boyfriend' who she knew would destroy them, thus deflecting blame from yet another 'boyfriend,' Duncan Kane.'
'Ms. Banks. Have you decided which parent you're going to live with after the divorce? And if I may, a follow-up. Can you believe your father's choice in mistresses?'
'I'm not stupid, you know. I know it's weird to force someone to go to prom with you. I-I know.'
'How am I supposed to react to that?'
'That is so ridiculous. I don't even know how to use a gun!'
'Tim. Of course. It's always Tim.'
'Where is he! It was your daughter, Keith! Veronica's the one that broke into my house and stole my hard drive! I believe you already know the county prosecutor.'
'I think I can handle it, Keith, but I'll tell you what. I'll give you a call if I need any backup'
'Are you hittin' that?'
Dead
'Ah, he's a crafty little bugger.'
'Wow, now there's an attitude I like to see in our post-literate age.'
'Check out the new digs, Keith. This is what I do since you fired me.'
'Do I look like I enjoy being covered in white goo?'
'You really think that I would kill my coach because he wasn't starting me?'
'I wanted to get pumped for Varsity baseball. I was... pretty much down for whatever.'
'Shred it. Shred everything. Shred everything.'
Dead
Dead
'I'm not lying with you, Veronica, I just wanted you to know.'
'That's my blood. Can you dig that?'
¨Yeah, but you know me, I'm a major stoner. It was really affecting me, too, I was like, 'Let's go! Let's go! L-E-T-S...duh...'
'As for myself, uh, at the end of this year, I'll hang up my stock market spurs, buy some cozy T-bills, and, literally, sail off into the sunset.'
'Look at this. You're like animals. Somebody's gotta clean this up, you know. But not me. No, they fired me. I guess I'm good enough to drive an armored troop transport truck to Ti
'Yeah, well, I'm a fan of the dramatic exit.'
Quotes
'Forget it. Mom always liked you best.'
Dead
'You better hide, you crazy bitch!'
'What did you see?' 'Me falling completely in love with him, losing all reason, ending up hosting candle parties and selling family heirlooms on eBay.'
'Yeah, that, and, as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.'
'You can't do that! I'm the victim here. You have no right to just come into my house and start poking around.'
'Well, she's hardly the 'Girls Gone Wild' type. I practically had to put a gun to her head just to get her to do the Greek Booze Cruise last year.'
'I loved him.'
I'm a devious old man.... You'd be surprised what I can do.'
'You know, if I raise enough, I might be able to get one of those audio chips, like the kind that play 'Happy Birthday' when you open the card...wouldn't it be great to hear them l
Dead
'We take this very seriously.'
Dead
'Yes, daddy?'
'I can't decide if my life is going to be easier or more difficult with you gone. Anything I should know in case I get another one like you someday?' 'Don't keep all your passwords
'Hey. Those are nice rims.'
'If I say Mr. Hartman here is an idiot, that's one thing, but I say he's an idiot and should be strung up and beaten to death. Is that different? I mean, do words matter any more?'
'I'm not sure if you're aware but Lynn updated her will a few weeks before her...death. Aaron, you were removed.'
'This file does not contain the exams. It's a study guide. If you want the study guide, it's a hundred dollars. If you want the answers to the study guide, it's another hundred.'
'Who's Your Daddy?.
'Then I hope you'll understand why you shouldn't expect my vote in the upcoming election?'
'Oh, that's Bob. He's my friend. Kind of my chauffeur-friend right now, but, um — he's just a friend.'
'That's not how it was! It wasn't that way at all. Those boys...if you knew their fathers...how they ignored them, mistreated them. They needed someone. I listened to them; I cared
¨Yeah, you are super-fine.¨
'Eighteen shots of vodka: not a good idea. Who knew?
'This isn't illegal is it? No, I'm just kidding. Hold on.'
'Find out who did it. This dead coach is killing my business.'
'Now, I'm just checking something: Am I still in charge here? Huh?'
'Your old lady took something of mine - I'm not leaving 'til I get it back.'
'Bonus points if you get the dean wearing a lampshade.'
'I am a working single mother, Veronica. The last thing I need is a babysitter. I need a clone.'
Dead
'Unicorns? Really?'
'Veronica, I have to leave for a while. I'll be back for you soon. Love always, mom.'
'I've got something on you...mmpf....mmpf...'
'Mr. Fennel. Sixty-seven: D+. That's a real improvement.'
''Queer eye for the dead guy' has Petey wearing a rhinestone fricking rainbow! Seriously, ever heard of butch?'
¨Logan! Come back in the house, honey.¨
'It wasn't me. I know who did it.'
'Here's a couple of bucks on the house, then. Have some fun while you're waiting.'
'Ach, du lieber Gott! Ein Feuer!'
'They set up this boo room so they could fondle girls as they went through. So, we dressed up as rats and strategically put rat traps on all of our gropable parts.'
'No bark? Is it your day off?'
'Rodney. Rodney! Your mother's going to be home soon. I'm gonna have to tell her about this. You know the rules.'
¨I wrote the jackass Bible, the jackass Koran, the jackass Talmud.'
'Ah, I don't know. Something to read, cookies, peanut butter if possible, a hacksaw.'
'Does she ever thaw out, Duncan?'
'Two words for you, Clarence Wiedman: Game on.'
'Not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just...Asian.'
'You'll suffer from hallucinations...particularly vivid dreams....Some people find that unnerving.'
'I have a man waiting for you who doesn't have an appointment. He won't give me his name or put out his cigar.'
Quotes
'He just can't get over what I did. I think I blew it, Veronica. I went momentarily crazy, and it's going to cost me the guy I love.'
'I just love Mac. Like, love her. Like, I wish she was a little Bichon Frisé I could carry in my purse. I mean, how great is she?'
'Strapping young lad...'
'After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me?'
'Thanks for coming. Um, lick or stuff?'
'It'll sound twisted, but Tim takes care of me. He's like my dad that way.'
'Dr. Landry expects everyone to participate. Is it possible you ended up in the wrong class? Your academic advisor can get you into something else, you know. Elementary education,
'The Oh Boy-o Pollo Chicken. Yep. You know, if anyone finds out about this, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.'
'She's calling her dad, the sheriff.'
'Honey?'
'The girl at the Fotomat used to call me the 'human tripod' — no, wait, that's something else.'
Once Rob Thomas actually gives Her a line, we'll give her a quote.
'How about we try this: You can get your ass out of bed right now, or you can go back to New York to explain why you're there to your mom.'
¨Oh I'll Show you Mine!¨
Dead
'I haven't said a thing.'
Dead
'I was giving him a back rub this one time, and his parents came home. For some reason, seeing their shirtless son with a boy straddling him was...upsetting.'
'Yeah...uh...In real life, I'm actually a gym teacher.'
'Oh, my God. Was I, like, speeding? 'Cause I so didn't know.'
Dead
'It's offensive to women.'
Dead
'Who would want to sully the reputation of the nicest girl in school? ... Lizzie, the oversexed, overlooked little sister?'
¨So when do you scratch my back?¨
'Fired would have been fine, but dead... it does the trick just as well.'
'I have worked very hard over the years to avoid working.'
'I make these killer brownies. The secret: it's all in the butter.'
'Somebody describe second base to me. Tell me what it's like. Is it beautiful there?'
'You know Cyrus was considering sending him to a teen-discipline school? But I don't even know if that would work.'
'What did you just call me?'
'Meaning, don't just interview your friends.'
'Can you just tell me, it's a, it's another reason like...like a crappy one. Your being a good father isn't really something I can bitch about to my girlfriends over margaritas.'
'Don't hate me, I'm trying to tell it like it is.'
'Oh. Well, Mom was afraid that a ball would hit me in the face, Dad was afraid it would interfere with mock U.N., and I was afraid I couldn't hit a curveball.'
'Choir boy. Cub Scout. Starving actor. Mega-star. Husband. Father. Adulterer. Cradle-robber. Murderer.¨
'Apparently you've never spent time in a black woman's house. Be glad you're still walking.'
'Looky here. My favourite drink tosser. I'm so happy you came to Hearst.'
'We've met. Sweet girl. I'll keep an eye on her when you're gone.'
'I have three new messages...'True pirates share their booty'...'I'll be your little spoon'...and finally, 'Vice Principals make the best lovers.''
'Any chance you'd reconsider that? I'm sorry. That's crazy. That's way too much to ask.'
'Do you think I could, like, hire you, or something? To help me find my dog?'
'Wait! Josh, you don't want to do this. Your dad's been...always has been...just wait! Josh!'
'I've worked here two years. You've seen me a hundred times, but you don't notice the little people 'cause you're too busy lounging with Captain Moneybags here.'
Dead
'If this is some kind of joke, please tell me the punchline soon.'
¨And you're not allowed to breathe my air. Go! Shoo! Return to Xanadu. ¨
'Oh, before Aaron, his biggest client was a day player on Boy Meets World.'
'You might let him know that if he misses another class, he shouldn't bother showing up again. He'll fail automatically.'

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