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'Then I hope you'll understand why you shouldn't expect my vote in the upcoming election?'
'Oh, no!'
'You can't do that! I'm the victim here. You have no right to just come into my house and start poking around.'
'You really think that I would kill my coach because he wasn't starting me?'
'You get a crown with that?'
'I'm gonna end up a downloadable national joke. You know, right up there with Paris Hilton or that Star Wars kid. I-I'll be the video that everyone emails their friends, you know,
'Thanks, Keith, for coming. These days, my husband and I are just logistics. Can't remember the last time I just hung out and talked.'
'You're right, that is a weird question. I'm more of what you'd call a bottle blonde.'
'She's calling her dad, the sheriff.'
'Ah, he's a crafty little bugger.'
¨Oh I'll Show you Mine!¨
'Ms. Banks. Have you decided which parent you're going to live with after the divorce? And if I may, a follow-up. Can you believe your father's choice in mistresses?'
'Who would want to sully the reputation of the nicest girl in school? ... Lizzie, the oversexed, overlooked little sister?'
'Yeah, well, I'm a fan of the dramatic exit.'
'Any chance you'd reconsider that? I'm sorry. That's crazy. That's way too much to ask.'
'Can you just tell me, it's a, it's another reason a crappy one. Your being a good father isn't really something I can bitch about to my girlfriends over margaritas.'
'If I say Mr. Hartman here is an idiot, that's one thing, but I say he's an idiot and should be strung up and beaten to death. Is that different? I mean, do words matter any more?'
'I loved him.'
'Who's Your Daddy?.
'I was giving him a back rub this one time, and his parents came home. For some reason, seeing their shirtless son with a boy straddling him was...upsetting.'
'Here's a couple of bucks on the house, then. Have some fun while you're waiting.'
'Don't hate me, I'm trying to tell it like it is.'
'Jerry'll hand out printouts detailing the hot spots.'
¨Logan! Come back in the house, honey.¨
'That's not how it was! It wasn't that way at all. Those boys...if you knew their they ignored them, mistreated them. They needed someone. I listened to them; I cared
'It's offensive to women.'
'We take this very seriously.'
'No bark? Is it your day off?'
'As for myself, uh, at the end of this year, I'll hang up my stock market spurs, buy some cozy T-bills, and, literally, sail off into the sunset.'
'It wasn't me. I know who did it.'
'Looky here. My favourite drink tosser. I'm so happy you came to Hearst.'
'I'm not sure if you're aware but Lynn updated her will a few weeks before her...death. Aaron, you were removed.'
¨Did you just call me Mom? You okay, brother? [Matter of factly] You know Mom's gone, right?¨
'Dr. Landry expects everyone to participate. Is it possible you ended up in the wrong class? Your academic advisor can get you into something else, you know. Elementary education,
'A prominent, well-respected cokehead doctor.'
'She convinced one 'boyfriend' to give them to another 'boyfriend' who she knew would destroy them, thus deflecting blame from yet another 'boyfriend,' Duncan Kane.'
'Meaning, don't just interview your friends.'
'Wait! Josh, you don't want to do this. Your dad's been...always has been...just wait! Josh!'
'After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me?'
'I have three new messages...'True pirates share their booty'...'I'll be your little spoon'...and finally, 'Vice Principals make the best lovers.''
'This file does not contain the exams. It's a study guide. If you want the study guide, it's a hundred dollars. If you want the answers to the study guide, it's another hundred.'
'Do I look like I enjoy being covered in white goo?'
'Oh, that's Bob. He's my friend. Kind of my chauffeur-friend right now, but, um — he's just a friend.'
'I am a working single mother, Veronica. The last thing I need is a babysitter. I need a clone.'
'Mercer, where are you going? Mercer!'
'We've met. Sweet girl. I'll keep an eye on her when you're gone.'
'Thanks for coming. Um, lick or stuff?'
'I got PCHers riding up and down my street day and night. Now if I was on the bridge that night and if I saw what went down, guy like me, who's got a wife, and a five year-old daug
'Well, she's hardly the 'Girls Gone Wild' type. I practically had to put a gun to her head just to get her to do the Greek Booze Cruise last year.'
'How about we try this: You can get your ass out of bed right now, or you can go back to New York to explain why you're there to your mom.'
'Does she ever thaw out, Duncan?'
'I have a man waiting for you who doesn't have an appointment. He won't give me his name or put out his cigar.'
'I can't be that person, Wallace. I had to come back. And I have to stay.'
'They set up this boo room so they could fondle girls as they went through. So, we dressed up as rats and strategically put rat traps on all of our gropable parts.'
'Ach, du lieber Gott! Ein Feuer!'
'Oh, my God. Was I, like, speeding? 'Cause I so didn't know.'
'What did you see?' 'Me falling completely in love with him, losing all reason, ending up hosting candle parties and selling family heirlooms on eBay.'
¨What I'm trying to say is, I'm in love with you.¨
'Bonus points if you get the dean wearing a lampshade.'
'If this is some kind of joke, please tell me the punchline soon.'
''Queer eye for the dead guy' has Petey wearing a rhinestone fricking rainbow! Seriously, ever heard of butch?'
'Parker! Elbows!'
'Oh, before Aaron, his biggest client was a day player on Boy Meets World.'
'I have worked very hard over the years to avoid working.'
'Your old lady took something of mine - I'm not leaving 'til I get it back.'
'Eighteen shots of vodka: not a good idea. Who knew?
'Mr. Fennel. Sixty-seven: D+. That's a real improvement.'
¨Yeah, but you know me, I'm a major stoner. It was really affecting me, too, I was like, 'Let's go! Let's go! L-E-T-S...duh...'
'Son, please know that I am proud of you. I know I was tough on you, but I was preparing you to be man of the house.'
'I've worked here two years. You've seen me a hundred times, but you don't notice the little people 'cause you're too busy lounging with Captain Moneybags here.'
'Rodney. Rodney! Your mother's going to be home soon. I'm gonna have to tell her about this. You know the rules.'
'Do you think I could, like, hire you, or something? To help me find my dog?'
'I'm not stupid, you know. I know it's weird to force someone to go to prom with you. I-I know.'
'Forget it. Mom always liked you best.'
'Somebody describe second base to me. Tell me what it's like. Is it beautiful there?'
'You girls get all tarted up, go right into the belly of the beast, and drink until you can't say no. You're lucky you didn't end up with a shaved head. You should know better. The
'I'm not lying with you, Veronica, I just wanted you to know.'
'I've got something on you...mmpf....mmpf...'
¨So when do you scratch my back?¨
'I duct-taped him to his bike, his feet to the pedals. He was maybe ten, and I just left him out there on the cul-de-sac. Forgot about him for hours. I went outside, and there he w
'Unicorns? Really?'
'Where is he! It was your daughter, Keith! Veronica's the one that broke into my house and stole my hard drive! I believe you already know the county prosecutor.'
¨Yeah, you are super-fine.¨
'Choir boy. Cub Scout. Starving actor. Mega-star. Husband. Father. Adulterer. Cradle-robber. Murderer.¨
'The girl at the Fotomat used to call me the 'human tripod' — no, wait, that's something else.'
'You might let him know that if he misses another class, he shouldn't bother showing up again. He'll fail automatically.'
'Two words for you, Clarence Wiedman: Game on.'
'Now, I'm just checking something: Am I still in charge here? Huh?'
'Yes, daddy?'
'Strapping young lad...'
'Veronica, I have to leave for a while. I'll be back for you soon. Love always, mom.'
'I think not having to buy me dinner first is kind of the point.'
'I haven't said a thing.'
'Tim. Of course. It's always Tim.'
I'm a devious old man.... You'd be surprised what I can do.'
'I make these killer brownies. The secret: it's all in the butter.'
'Ah, I don't know. Something to read, cookies, peanut butter if possible, a hacksaw.'
'Not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just...Asian.'
'I just love Mac. Like, love her. Like, I wish she was a little Bichon Frisé I could carry in my purse. I mean, how great is she?'
'The Oh Boy-o Pollo Chicken. Yep. You know, if anyone finds out about this, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.'
'Are you hittin' that?'
'What did you just call me?'
'That's my blood. Can you dig that?'
'Fired would have been fine, but dead... it does the trick just as well.'
'That is so ridiculous. I don't even know how to use a gun!'
'This isn't illegal is it? No, I'm just kidding. Hold on.'
'You know, if I raise enough, I might be able to get one of those audio chips, like the kind that play 'Happy Birthday' when you open the card...wouldn't it be great to hear them l
'Yeah, that, and, as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.'
'I wanted to get pumped for Varsity baseball. I was... pretty much down for whatever.'
'How am I supposed to react to that?'
'Oh. Well, Mom was afraid that a ball would hit me in the face, Dad was afraid it would interfere with mock U.N., and I was afraid I couldn't hit a curveball.'
¨And you're not allowed to breathe my air. Go! Shoo! Return to Xanadu. ¨
'You'll suffer from hallucinations...particularly vivid dreams....Some people find that unnerving.'
'People are saying stuff, man. I mean, my little brother, the other day, asked me if it's true that P.C.H. stands for Panty Club for Homos. Yeah, heard it at school.'
'Yeah...uh...In real life, I'm actually a gym teacher.'
'I can keep a secret.'
'I can't decide if my life is going to be easier or more difficult with you gone. Anything I should know in case I get another one like you someday?' 'Don't keep all your passwords
'He just can't get over what I did. I think I blew it, Veronica. I went momentarily crazy, and it's going to cost me the guy I love.'
'No, I'm on MySpace, and I used to have like a thousand friends, and suddenly for some reason now I only have like nine hundred something.'
'Wow, now there's an attitude I like to see in our post-literate age.'
'Shred it. Shred everything. Shred everything.'
'You better hide, you crazy bitch!'
¨I wrote the jackass Bible, the jackass Koran, the jackass Talmud.'
'Check out the new digs, Keith. This is what I do since you fired me.'
¨I know who you are Veronica Mars!¨
'Look at this. You're like animals. Somebody's gotta clean this up, you know. But not me. No, they fired me. I guess I'm good enough to drive an armored troop transport truck to Ti
'Apparently you've never spent time in a black woman's house. Be glad you're still walking.'
'Hey. Those are nice rims.'
Once Rob Thomas actually gives Her a line, we'll give her a quote.
'You know Cyrus was considering sending him to a teen-discipline school? But I don't even know if that would work.'
'It'll sound twisted, but Tim takes care of me. He's like my dad that way.'
'Find out who did it. This dead coach is killing my business.'
'I think I can handle it, Keith, but I'll tell you what. I'll give you a call if I need any backup'

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