| Definition | Type of Poop |
| You feel it come out, but there's none in the bowl | |
| It's in the bowl, but not on the toilet paper | |
| No matter how much you wipe, it feels like it's there | |
| You think you're done, but you're not | |
| I didn't eat any corn! | |
| It's so big, it may clog the toilet. It's named after Honest Abe. | |
| After sitting for hours, nothing has come out | |
| It comes out so fast, you get splashed with water | |
| A yellowish brown fluid burns out of your bottom | |
| After a large meal of tacos and burritos | |
| | Definition | Type of Poop |
| It's just too big or interesting to flush | |
| Same time every day | |
| It's so big, making noises is necessary | |
| It plunges, but resurfaces immediately | |
| It happens in all the wrong situations | |
| It's long, skinny, and resembles the animal it is named after | |
| It's so big, it clogs the toilet and water goes everywhere | |
| The most painful poop you'll ever experience | |
| You know that there's still just one piece that won't fall | |
| There's so much, you can either flush and continue, or risk it getting to high | |
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