| Lyrics | Song | Artist |
| Well, Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand... | |
| Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good... | |
| What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense... | |
| Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner, Sometimes I feel like my only friend... | |
| Well, its 8 o'clock in Boise, Idaho... | |
| A modern day warrior, mean-mean stride... | |
| Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers... | |
| People try to put us d-down, just because we get around... | |
| Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you... | |
| There's colors on the street red, white, and blue... | |