| Quote | Movie |
| Female character: 'Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!'; Male character: 'Who's scruffy-lookin'?' | |
| 'Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair...and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley.' | |
| Referring to a recently dead Nazi: 'He chose...poorly' | |
| 'Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.' | |
| 'You think we need one more? You think we need one more. We'll get one more.' | |
| 'Uh-oh! Time for Wapner!' | |
| 'Life is NOT a malfunction!' | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| 'Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it?' | |
| 'It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again! | |
| 'Squirrel!' | |
| 'Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked just...like..THIS!' | |
| 'No, it's pronounced Fronken-shteen!' | |
| Unscrambled first letters of all 12 movies | |
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