| Status | Character |
| Gonna go show Malfoy what a real seeker looks like | |
| Bad hair day. What else is new | |
| might have to go to St. Mungo's if these stupid pimples don't go away. | |
| Surprised the kids still haven't learned to recognize my disguise. Meow. | |
| have to go easier on the butterbeer next time. hiccup. | |
| Handing out Quibblers today at lunch. | |
| Those Weasley twins. If anyone ever deserved being hanged by their thumbs | |
| lolz Crabbe just tried to light a fire and almost burned the common room down. | |
| | Status | Character |
| Turned down for DADA position again. :( | |
| I know he was a homocidal death eater, but I miss scabbers sometimes. | |
| The students are really gonna love these blast-ended skrewts | |
| bertie botts every flavor beans...Never again | |
| That'll teach her to doubt my Bat-Bogey Hex | |
| If anyone sees a toad wandering around, let me know. | |
| Nagini brought home the biggest raccoon today | |
| Think someone with less natural acne | |
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