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| Small-town country lawyer seeks criminal defense work. Specializes in race discrimination cases with last-minute surprises. | |
| Unemployed, possibly dead English nobleman, qualified to insult and be insulted. Or woo ladies (not as well, though). | |
| For sale: English manor. Located in the Moors, next to the Heights. Might be haunted by the ghost of true love lost. | |
| Moneylender offers good rates. Just don't default: penalty is a pound of flesh. | |
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| For sale: Enchanted Mediterranean island. Comes with witch and savage (at no charge!). | |
| Need your labor protest organized? I can help! Specialties include economic depression and farm workers. | |
| Room for rent on Baker Street. New tenant must put up with occasional drug use and odd hours. | |
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| Spanish nobleman seeks sidekick for delusional adventures. | |
| Lab assistant sought. Grave-digging experience preferred. | |
| Who will party with me in West Egg, Long Island? You will! Chosen candidate must have experience with sticky situations. I will supply the well-connected friends. It will be great. | |
| SWM seeks SWF. Maternity test required (no questions, please). Must be okay with blind people. | |
| Need your fence painted? I can help! I also offer Mississippi rafting excursions. | |
| Experienced bell-ringer. No church-tower is too high. | |
| Clerk wanted. Must be willing to work on Christmas and with a minimum of heat. | |
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