| Fun Facts | President | Just FYI... |
| He held the position held by Bush. I'm talking about the Jebster, naturally. | |
| Good faith, nothing else. | |
| Smallest president ever at 5'4'. Shockingly, he was ill and sickly as a young child. | |
| He was the first President born a citizen of the United States. That sly Old Kinderhook. | |
| He died a month after starting his term from pneumonia. He probably should have worn a coat or sweater-vest. | |
| He helped form the Monroe Doctrine, but not as Prez yet. | |
| Not famous enough for his illegitimate child, he also brought French Fries to the United States. | |
| He annexed Texas. Why? | |
| The first marijuana grower and mason to become president. Also the first president to have fake teeth. He was pretty much the first president to do everything he did. | |
| His fatness earned him the title, 'His Rotundity' | |