| Opening Lyrics | Song |
| Starry nights, city lights comin' down over me... | |
| Thought I ran into you down on the street... | |
| I saw my friend the other day and I don't know exactly just what he became... | |
| She smashed the radio with the board of education... | |
| Started at the age of four, my mother went to the grocery store... | |
| Virginia was a lot lizard from FLA... | |
| Wake up, the house is on fire, and the cat's caught in the dryer... | |
| As I step to the edge beyond the shadow of a doubt... | |
| | Opening Lyrics | Song |
| I've got a really bad disease. It's got me beggin' on my hands and knees... | |
| Nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you havin' fun... | |
| Mom and Dad don't look so hot these days... | |
| Oh, I heard you cryin' loud all the way across town... | |
| Do as I say not as I do because... | |
| Wherever you go, you know I'll be there... | |
| Can you hear the sound of the static noise?... | |
| Take away the sensation inside, bittersweet migraine... | |
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