| Number | Causes of Biological Evolution |
| 1 | |
| 2 | |
| 3 | |
| 4 | |
| Changes Hardy-Weinberg Equilibrium, but doesn't actually cause evolution | |
| Perhaps science is not for you? | |
| A description of the rate of evolution, but not a cause | |
| Dress up creationism in any term and it is still not science | |
| I mean, really? | |
| A specific type of natural selection | |
| ANARCHY!!!!! | |
| Which is worse, it being a bonus answer or you trying it? | |