Mad Men Characters' First Lines

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Can you name the character on Mad Men by his or her first line of dialouge?

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We are on the same mission. This bar looks like it was set up by a blind man. And there’s no bourbon.
Can we take the long way up? I am really enjoying the view here.
Go on upstairs. [Pause.] Mrs. Draper? Sorry I’m late!
Actually, Herman goes on my checks. People call me ‘_______.
I called the office. They said you left.
I wish you were waiting for me.
Now, this is the executive floor. It should be organized, but it’s not.
Three of the last PTA presidents are from the kindergarten class. I say you go in there and lay some groundwork.
Uh...not right away. [Pause.] Eh, who wants that?
I don't use Pond's, if that's what you're asking.
I always thought it was Sterling who was responsible for the Navy attitude around this place.
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I know. You all work so hard. How’s Jennifer?
Yeah…hey, do you have a light? [Pause.] Old Gold man, huh? Lucky Strike here.
Remarkable. [Pause.] Who, indeed?
Morning, girls. [pause] You look like a hundred bucks. Long night?
We went to the hospital. We got lollipops.
23. [Pause.] You going to Campbell’s bachelor party?
Elisabeth, are you hiding your sugar bowl from me?
Oh, honey, don’t worry. I’ll get home safely. [Pause.] I have an important appointment right now, so why don’t you go shopping or something?
Hiya, fellas. Come on, in. You see this? Someone broke into the Yankees’ equipment locker in Cleveland yesterday, swiped Mickey Mantle’s pet glove.
Well, look at you, Gidget. Still trying to fill out that bikini?
Great. [Pause.] Only one [train], but I got up very early.

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