Mad Men Characters' First Lines

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Can you name the character on Mad Men by his or her first line of dialouge?

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I called the office. They said you left.
Morning, girls. [pause] You look like a hundred bucks. Long night?
Well, look at you, Gidget. Still trying to fill out that bikini?
Oh, honey, don’t worry. I’ll get home safely. [Pause.] I have an important appointment right now, so why don’t you go shopping or something?
Actually, Herman goes on my checks. People call me ‘_______.
Great. [Pause.] Only one [train], but I got up very early.
Uh...not right away. [Pause.] Eh, who wants that?
Hiya, fellas. Come on, in. You see this? Someone broke into the Yankees’ equipment locker in Cleveland yesterday, swiped Mickey Mantle’s pet glove.
Can we take the long way up? I am really enjoying the view here.
I wish you were waiting for me.
Yeah…hey, do you have a light? [Pause.] Old Gold man, huh? Lucky Strike here.
First LineCharacterDebut Episode
I don't use Pond's, if that's what you're asking.
We went to the hospital. We got lollipops.
Now, this is the executive floor. It should be organized, but it’s not.
I know. You all work so hard. How’s Jennifer?
Elisabeth, are you hiding your sugar bowl from me?
Remarkable. [Pause.] Who, indeed?
We are on the same mission. This bar looks like it was set up by a blind man. And there’s no bourbon.
Three of the last PTA presidents are from the kindergarten class. I say you go in there and lay some groundwork.
23. [Pause.] You going to Campbell’s bachelor party?
I always thought it was Sterling who was responsible for the Navy attitude around this place.
Go on upstairs. [Pause.] Mrs. Draper? Sorry I’m late!

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