| Defect | Name | Episode Introduced |
| Female | |
| He's an (exonerated) Dateline predator | |
| He's related to Liz | |
| He moved to Cleveland | |
| Likes the wrong kind of Star Wars | |
| Liz looks exactly like his mom | |
| He's a white-collar criminal under house arrest | |
| | Defect | Name | Episode Introduced |
| They met because Liz thought he was a child | |
| So pretty, but so, so dumb | |
| He's one of Liz's employees | |
| Liz hates everything about him | |
| He's a Plushie | |
| He's too similar to Liz | |
| None (Liz's husband) | |
| Used to date when they lived in Chicago | |
| She made out with him at Kenneth's party and made him cry | |
| She could never compete with his Japanese body pillow 'Kamiko' | |
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