| Quote | Character |
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| Me Fail English? That’s unpossible. | |
| Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! | |
| Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” | |
| Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” | |
| I was saying “Boo-urns.” | |
| Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. | |
| …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. | |
| | Quote | Character |
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| Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico? | |
| Inflammable means flammable? What a country. | |
| Stan Lee never left. I’m afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition. | |
| Please do not offer my god a peanut. | |
| I Can't be a nerd..... Nerds are smart. | |
| Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk. | |
| I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… | |
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