| Line | Answer | Words |
| On a dark desert highway | |
| Warm smell of colitas | |
| Up ahead in the distance | |
| My head grew heavy and | |
| I had to stop | |
| There she stood | |
| I heard the | |
| Then I was thinking to myself | |
| Then she lit up a candle | |
| There were voices down the corridor | |
| Welcome to | |
| Such a lovely place | |
| Such a | |
| Plenty of room at | |
| Any time of year | |
| You can | |
| Her mind is | |
| She got | |
| She got a lot of | |
| That she calls | |
| How they dance | |
| Some dance to remember | |
| | Line | Answer | Words |
| So I called up the captain | |
| He said we haven't had that | |
| And still those voices are calling | |
| Wake you up in the middle of the night | |
| Welcome to | |
| Such a lovely place | |
| Such a | |
| There living it up at | |
| What a nice suprise | |
| Bring | |
| Mirrors on the ceiling, the | |
| And she said we are all just | |
| And in the masters chambers they | |
| They stab it | |
| But they just can't | |
| Last thing I remember | |
| I had to find | |
| To the place | |
| Relax said | |
| We are programmed | |
| You can check out | |
| But you can | |
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