| Riddle | Object |
| A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? | |
| When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? | |
| What is 6-8 inches long, goes in and out of your mouth, and leaves white stuff? | |
| What goes in your mouth soft and dry, but comes out hard and wet? | |
| What gets longer when pulled,fits between your boobs, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? | |
| What's 7 inches long, inside a man's pants, has a head on it, and women love to blow it? | |
| Grab my shaft, get me wet, and do me on the floor. What am I? | |
| I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? | |
| I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? | |
| All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? | |