| Old English Lyrics | Song Title | Modern Day Lyric |
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| 'I shall escort you to ye olde candy shop, I shall allow you to lick thee lollipop' | |
| 'Fornication doth enthuse me, I seek not love-making' | |
| 'At a distant locale, somewhere far along this trail, he lost his essence to a wench lacking a vital organ' | |
| 'I say good sir, I have many maidens of ill repute engaging in frottage inside of my parlor, forsooth they shall not egress until shortly after dawn' | |
| 'To thine window, to thine wall, till thine perspiration descends downward from thine genitalia' | |
| 'If thoust dabbles in the trade of promiscuous women, negroid cleanse thine soiled shoulder blades' | |
| 'I had intended to engage in paid labor, but instead became intoxicated' | |
| 'I am in possession of an inexorbitant amount of legal tender upon my person, and my magnanimous and costly intoxicant has been properly chilled' | |
| 'I am enamored of ample posteriors, furthermore, I find myself unable to utter falsehoods' | |
| 'I do possess 99 quarrels, but a wench can not be identified as one' | |
| 'The sensation of liberty arises from this melody, we must carouse, frolic and commemorate without impedance once more' | |
| 'Nay, he is incapable of deciphering my gambling visage' | |
| 'Make the acquaintance of a sea dwelling creature of abnormal proportions, in a position of authority' | |
| 'I'm strolling upon the light which the sun is emitting, Whoa-oa-oa. | |
| 'Couldst the appropriate Slim Shady kindly arise' | |
| | Old English Lyrics | Song Title | Modern Day Lyric |
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| 'Great Scott! She is quite a desirable wench' | |
| 'You and I, Infant, are naught but creatures of the taxonomickingdom mammalia, Therefore let us engage in behavior mirrored by subjects on The Discovery Channel' | |
| 'Frolic in the manner of a cobblestone, Frolic in the manner of a cobblestone in the after hour sky' | |
| 'Verily I shall not make the claim this female is a prospector of fine aurum. Alas, she is not found in the company of negro gentleman who lack currency' | |
| 'They observe me operating my automobile; they are prejudice' | |
| 'Thou shalt refer to me as Sir Flintstone, for I have the ability to discompose your bassinet' | |
| 'We were both at a tender age when I first did rest mine eyes upon your visage, and at that point, I began to have recollections of my past' | |
| 'I long for the currency, currency and the stagecoaches, stagecoaches and the robes, the wenches , I suppose, I long to be, I long to be a wealthy sire' | |
| 'Whenever the gentleman of the house is in, my lady, release it as if it were a really warm object' | |
| 'Upon every new morrow, I engage in the process of hustling' | |
| 'Greetings Jude, Do not make your present situation worse, take a melancholy tune and improve it's quality' | |
| 'Abruptly roused at mid day I presumed I ought to be in the Compton province directly' | |
| 'When I arise on the morrow, I feel like Sean Combs doth' | |
| 'Oh nay, It feels swell to willingly partake in illegal activities in order to portray thouself as somewhat of a brute' | |
| 'I doth desire thy affection, I doth desire thy vengeance, thou and I could pen a terrible affair' | |
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