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| People think i just luck into these situations, but really it's a lot of hard work. you wanna know what else is hard?....i should go | |
| I don't dislike you, I nothing you | |
| My Mom calls me Thunder. | |
| Oh, my bad. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean? | |
| Hey Janice, is it windy out? | |
| Perry! You know, I have a cousin named Perry. But actually, no, he's not my cousin; and, you know, his name isn't Perry, it's... Jeff. | |
| Mighty Kites! | |
| So, Dr. Cox, I haven't had the chance to tell you this yet: Your. Name. Rocks! | |
| It's a Mexican themed fiesta on the first anniversary of my 29th birthday That means I'm turning thirty. Donde? 56 Walnut Drive. Cuando? Thank you for asking, ocho-thirty until ups | |
| Oh my God, you cut off someone's nose?! Where is it? Do you have it on you? You're disgusting. | |
| I'll have to agree with Chad. Turk, Carla, you guys are awesome. This is an awesome wedding and I'm having an awesome time and you two are gonna have an awesome life. Awesome! | |
| 'Enjoy' is such a strong word. I... I'm used to it! Y'know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of terrorism. But you don't enjoy hanging out with me, do you? | |
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| Dr. Reid, its not 'Bring your problems to work' day. It's just 'Work' day. | |
| Ketchup is for winners, Ted! | |
| Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you having a good time? | |
| Shall we proceed, Dr. Baby? | |
| You're a fireman! What are we doing? | |
| Your skin is wrinkly. | |
| My therapist thinks my trouble in bed stems from a basic fear of intimacy. But I just think it's just because any type of repetitive motion makes me nauseous. Oh, and since I was a | |
| Dead people should be dead! | |
| This is a prescription for 'no'. | |
| I have an idea. But we're going to need a tugboat. | |
| Ah, uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like thanksgiving at home | |
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