| I'm surprised at how many big names I missed (particularly guys who I associate with one team but who actually traveled a bit like Culpepper). But I'd bet my mother-in-law's new hip that anybody who got van pelt, martin, matthews, redman, leaf, wallace, AND wright was cheating. No way. Some of these guys have been forgotten by their own mothers! "Happy Mother's Day, Ma." "Who is this?" "Your son, the quarterback?" "Peyton?" "No, mom! You are NOT Peyton Manning's mother!" "Says who? You, whatever your name is...? I don't know you from Adam, not without a DNA test." "Ma, I am looking at a picture of you and me at my wedding." "Photoshop!" |