Venture Bros. Characters

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'Wow! That's a big one. Now, ease it in...good, just like that.'
'I just saw Mum's clean panties.'
'Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary?!'
'Everything you touch turns to suck. It's official.'
'What could be more important than your family, Richard?'
'You don't know DICK!'
'The man couldn't find a G-spot without a Senate subcommittee.'
'Beep beep boop beep boop'
'Make way for the Homo Superior!'
'Ohhhh...Tiger BOMB.'
'Boom boom.'
'Hello, Rusty! It's time to get up!'
'Intruder! Intruder! Destroy!'
'I've bought a ticket to the world and now I've come back again!'
'Slumber partaaaayyy!'
'This big rig takes up two seats.'
'Welcome, Dr. Venture...TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!'
'It's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!'
''Around the compound'? What are you, David Koresh?'
'Oh, way to quote something I said, like, a year ago.'
'Yeah, you were so scary when you crapped your pants.'
'The Baron has instituted the death penalty for all violations of Underlaw.'
'Yours is the veil of blood! Yours is the Sword of Michael!'
'Dibs on the killing sound.'
'Hey, bonus! Free smokes, man.'
'I shall prepare a marinade tonight!'
'And this dog f***in' TALKS, man!'
'He must have like a huge mushroom down there!'
'They're like little niblets, like little...corn niblets!'
'I kidnapped your daughter!'
'Doc! You've got a table over there with a sign, that says 'LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN'!!'
'Yes, I remember SpinArt! Could you just drive, please?'
'Your powers are useless against me, you silly billy.'
'I misunderstood the question!'
'One is always supposed to look after one's lab partner. Venture...did not.'
'Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?'
'Oregano...allergic...can't breathe...'
'I couldn't run because...I had a lighter up my ass.'
'You can handle the creepy guys dressed like special creepy guys.'
'I like my ass, gentlemen!'
'I wasn't in The Stooges.'
'You can almost hear the ol' humpbacks a'callin'.'
'I swear to the Lord God Almighty, I will kill the living f*** out of that dog!'
'Damned Mallomars! My tits are back!'
'That little filly's got my name written all over her. Literally! I once wrote my name on her dress with the tip of my...'
'I like hugging you in your new costume...'
'Smurfs don't lay eggs!'
'They don't have African-Americans in England!'
'What, did you pee in the corner?'
'Oh, can't we wait until Monday?'
'It means he has a tiny Chiney chubby for her!'
'Well, I got porn here. It helps.'
'I used to be pretty, but not no more. Look at my nose...'
'I think I just found my first arch-enemies.'
'From what? Bedbugs and tummyaches?'
'That makes me...45? I've never even kissed a girl.'
'Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?'
'Stop saying 'dab'!'
'How many Yaz songs do you have on this thing?'

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