Venture Bros. Characters

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Can you name the Venture Bros. characters by the quotes listed?

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'Doc! You've got a table over there with a sign, that says 'LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN'!!'
'That little filly's got my name written all over her. Literally! I once wrote my name on her dress with the tip of my...'
'Dibs on the killing sound.'
'Yours is the veil of blood! Yours is the Sword of Michael!'
'You can almost hear the ol' humpbacks a'callin'.'
'Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary?!'
'Well, I got porn here. It helps.'
'One is always supposed to look after one's lab partner. Venture...did not.'
'Your powers are useless against me, you silly billy.'
'I wasn't in The Stooges.'
'It means he has a tiny Chiney chubby for her!'
'Stop saying 'dab'!'
'The man couldn't find a G-spot without a Senate subcommittee.'
'And this dog f***in' TALKS, man!'
'I swear to the Lord God Almighty, I will kill the living f*** out of that dog!'
'Boom boom.'
'How many Yaz songs do you have on this thing?'
'Yeah, you were so scary when you crapped your pants.'
''Around the compound'? What are you, David Koresh?'
'Beep beep boop beep boop'
'You can handle the creepy guys dressed like special creepy guys.'
'He must have like a huge mushroom down there!'
'This big rig takes up two seats.'
'I misunderstood the question!'
'Wow! That's a big one. Now, ease it in...good, just like that.'
'I shall prepare a marinade tonight!'
'That makes me...45? I've never even kissed a girl.'
'Everything you touch turns to suck. It's official.'
'Slumber partaaaayyy!'
'From what? Bedbugs and tummyaches?'
'I've bought a ticket to the world and now I've come back again!'
'Yes, I remember SpinArt! Could you just drive, please?'
'You don't know DICK!'
'What, did you pee in the corner?'
'Oregano...allergic...can't breathe...'
'Smurfs don't lay eggs!'
'They don't have African-Americans in England!'
'I like hugging you in your new costume...'
'Ohhhh...Tiger BOMB.'
'Intruder! Intruder! Destroy!'
'I kidnapped your daughter!'
'Welcome, Dr. Venture...TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!'
'Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?'
'Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?'
'They're like little niblets, like little...corn niblets!'
'Damned Mallomars! My tits are back!'
'What could be more important than your family, Richard?'
'Oh, can't we wait until Monday?'
'It's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!'
'Make way for the Homo Superior!'
'Hey, bonus! Free smokes, man.'
'I used to be pretty, but not no more. Look at my nose...'
'I just saw Mum's clean panties.'
'Hello, Rusty! It's time to get up!'
'I think I just found my first arch-enemies.'
'I like my ass, gentlemen!'
'Oh, way to quote something I said, like, a year ago.'
'The Baron has instituted the death penalty for all violations of Underlaw.'
'I couldn't run because...I had a lighter up my ass.'

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