Venture Bros. Characters

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'Wow! That's a big one. Now, ease it in...good, just like that.'
'One is always supposed to look after one's lab partner. Venture...did not.'
'Hey, bonus! Free smokes, man.'
'You don't know DICK!'
'They don't have African-Americans in England!'
'Ohhhh...Tiger BOMB.'
'Hello, Rusty! It's time to get up!'
'Slumber partaaaayyy!'
'What could be more important than your family, Richard?'
'Damned Mallomars! My tits are back!'
'Welcome, Dr. Venture...TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!'
'Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?'
'I like hugging you in your new costume...'
'I like my ass, gentlemen!'
'I think I just found my first arch-enemies.'
'This big rig takes up two seats.'
'That makes me...45? I've never even kissed a girl.'
'Yes, I remember SpinArt! Could you just drive, please?'
'Well, I got porn here. It helps.'
'Intruder! Intruder! Destroy!'
'I shall prepare a marinade tonight!'
'Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary?!'
'Stop saying 'dab'!'
'It's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!'
'Make way for the Homo Superior!'
'Beep beep boop beep boop'
'And this dog f***in' TALKS, man!'
'Oh, way to quote something I said, like, a year ago.'
'Oh, can't we wait until Monday?'
'Oregano...allergic...can't breathe...'
'I used to be pretty, but not no more. Look at my nose...'
'I just saw Mum's clean panties.'
'I kidnapped your daughter!'
'What, did you pee in the corner?'
'That little filly's got my name written all over her. Literally! I once wrote my name on her dress with the tip of my...'
'Everything you touch turns to suck. It's official.'
''Around the compound'? What are you, David Koresh?'
'Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?'
'Dibs on the killing sound.'
'From what? Bedbugs and tummyaches?'
'You can almost hear the ol' humpbacks a'callin'.'
'You can handle the creepy guys dressed like special creepy guys.'
'The man couldn't find a G-spot without a Senate subcommittee.'
'I couldn't run because...I had a lighter up my ass.'
'Your powers are useless against me, you silly billy.'
'I swear to the Lord God Almighty, I will kill the living f*** out of that dog!'
'Smurfs don't lay eggs!'
'It means he has a tiny Chiney chubby for her!'
'He must have like a huge mushroom down there!'
'I've bought a ticket to the world and now I've come back again!'
'Yeah, you were so scary when you crapped your pants.'
'The Baron has instituted the death penalty for all violations of Underlaw.'
'Doc! You've got a table over there with a sign, that says 'LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN'!!'
'Boom boom.'
'They're like little niblets, like little...corn niblets!'
'I misunderstood the question!'
'Yours is the veil of blood! Yours is the Sword of Michael!'
'How many Yaz songs do you have on this thing?'
'I wasn't in The Stooges.'

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