Television / Venture Bros. Characters

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Can you name the Venture Bros. characters by the quotes listed?

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'Everything you touch turns to suck. It's official.'
'You don't know DICK!'
'Wow! That's a big one. Now, ease it in...good, just like that.'
'They don't have African-Americans in England!'
'I misunderstood the question!'
'And this dog f***in' TALKS, man!'
'Intruder! Intruder! Destroy!'
'From what? Bedbugs and tummyaches?'
'That makes me...45? I've never even kissed a girl.'
'Stop saying 'dab'!'
''Around the compound'? What are you, David Koresh?'
'Make way for the Homo Superior!'
'How many Yaz songs do you have on this thing?'
'Welcome, Dr. Venture...TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!'
'Dibs on the killing sound.'
'It means he has a tiny Chiney chubby for her!'
'I think I just found my first arch-enemies.'
'You can handle the creepy guys dressed like special creepy guys.'
'Oh, can't we wait until Monday?'
'Hello, Rusty! It's time to get up!'
'I shall prepare a marinade tonight!'
'What could be more important than your family, Richard?'
'Yeah, you were so scary when you crapped your pants.'
'One is always supposed to look after one's lab partner. Venture...did not.'
'Well, I got porn here. It helps.'
'Ohhhh...Tiger BOMB.'
'It's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!'
'Damned Mallomars! My tits are back!'
'Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary?!'
'You can almost hear the ol' humpbacks a'callin'.'
'That little filly's got my name written all over her. Literally! I once wrote my name on her dress with the tip of my...'
'This big rig takes up two seats.'
'I like hugging you in your new costume...'
'I've bought a ticket to the world and now I've come back again!'
'I wasn't in The Stooges.'
'I like my ass, gentlemen!'
'I swear to the Lord God Almighty, I will kill the living f*** out of that dog!'
'Doc! You've got a table over there with a sign, that says 'LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN'!!'
'Yours is the veil of blood! Yours is the Sword of Michael!'
'Slumber partaaaayyy!'
'Oh, way to quote something I said, like, a year ago.'
'They're like little niblets, like little...corn niblets!'
'Oregano...allergic...can't breathe...'
'Your powers are useless against me, you silly billy.'
'Beep beep boop beep boop'
'What, did you pee in the corner?'
'He must have like a huge mushroom down there!'
'Boom boom.'
'I just saw Mum's clean panties.'
'The man couldn't find a G-spot without a Senate subcommittee.'
'Smurfs don't lay eggs!'
'I couldn't run because...I had a lighter up my ass.'
'I kidnapped your daughter!'
'Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?'
'Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?'
'The Baron has instituted the death penalty for all violations of Underlaw.'
'Hey, bonus! Free smokes, man.'
'Yes, I remember SpinArt! Could you just drive, please?'
'I used to be pretty, but not no more. Look at my nose...'

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