Venture Bros. Characters

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Can you name the Venture Bros. characters by the quotes listed?

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'ARE...YOU...cops?'
'Doc! You've got a table over there with a sign, that says 'LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN'!!'
'Yeah, you were so scary when you crapped your pants.'
'Slumber partaaaayyy!'
'IGNORE ME!!!'
'Oh, can't we wait until Monday?'
'This big rig takes up two seats.'
''Around the compound'? What are you, David Koresh?'
'The man couldn't find a G-spot without a Senate subcommittee.'
'Oregano...allergic...can't breathe...'
'They're like little niblets, like little...corn niblets!'
'Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?'
'Stop saying 'dab'!'
'OH GOD I'M ON FIRE!!!'
'Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary?!'
'Oh, way to quote something I said, like, a year ago.'
'He must have like a huge mushroom down there!'
'Intruder! Intruder! Destroy!'
'Everything you touch turns to suck. It's official.'
'I've bought a ticket to the world and now I've come back again!'
'Welcome, Dr. Venture...TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!'
'Ssssscience?'
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'Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?'
'How many Yaz songs do you have on this thing?'
'It's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!'
'I kidnapped your daughter!'
'I shall prepare a marinade tonight!'
'You can handle the creepy guys dressed like special creepy guys.'
'You don't know DICK!'
'It means he has a tiny Chiney chubby for her!'
'I just saw Mum's clean panties.'
'Your powers are useless against me, you silly billy.'
'Dibs on the killing sound.'
'They don't have African-Americans in England!'
'PROSSITOOT!'
'What, did you pee in the corner?'
'You can almost hear the ol' humpbacks a'callin'.'
'I think I just found my first arch-enemies.'
'I couldn't run because...I had a lighter up my ass.'
'Yes, I remember SpinArt! Could you just drive, please?'
'That makes me...45? I've never even kissed a girl.'
'Well, I got porn here. It helps.'
'I used to be pretty, but not no more. Look at my nose...'
'I misunderstood the question!'
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'Hey, bonus! Free smokes, man.'
'Smurfs don't lay eggs!'
'Damned Mallomars! My tits are back!'
'And this dog f***in' TALKS, man!'
'I wasn't in The Stooges.'
'Hello, Rusty! It's time to get up!'
'Boom boom.'
'What could be more important than your family, Richard?'
'Wow! That's a big one. Now, ease it in...good, just like that.'
'I swear to the Lord God Almighty, I will kill the living f*** out of that dog!'
'That little filly's got my name written all over her. Literally! I once wrote my name on her dress with the tip of my...'
'Ohhhh...Tiger BOMB.'
'Make way for the Homo Superior!'
'ACTIIIOOOONNN!!!'
'From what? Bedbugs and tummyaches?'
'I like my ass, gentlemen!'
'One is always supposed to look after one's lab partner. Venture...did not.'
'I like hugging you in your new costume...'
'Beep beep boop beep boop'
'Yours is the veil of blood! Yours is the Sword of Michael!'
'The Baron has instituted the death penalty for all violations of Underlaw.'

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