Venture Bros. Characters

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'You can almost hear the ol' humpbacks a'callin'.'
'Yours is the veil of blood! Yours is the Sword of Michael!'
''Around the compound'? What are you, David Koresh?'
'Boom boom.'
'Slumber partaaaayyy!'
'It means he has a tiny Chiney chubby for her!'
'Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary?!'
'I wasn't in The Stooges.'
'Doc! You've got a table over there with a sign, that says 'LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN'!!'
'I shall prepare a marinade tonight!'
'I like hugging you in your new costume...'
'Oh, way to quote something I said, like, a year ago.'
'It's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!'
'Well, I got porn here. It helps.'
'Damned Mallomars! My tits are back!'
'That little filly's got my name written all over her. Literally! I once wrote my name on her dress with the tip of my...'
'What, did you pee in the corner?'
'I swear to the Lord God Almighty, I will kill the living f*** out of that dog!'
'Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?'
'That makes me...45? I've never even kissed a girl.'
'What could be more important than your family, Richard?'
'Hey, bonus! Free smokes, man.'
'Welcome, Dr. Venture...TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!'
'This big rig takes up two seats.'
'I like my ass, gentlemen!'
'Ohhhh...Tiger BOMB.'
'You don't know DICK!'
'The man couldn't find a G-spot without a Senate subcommittee.'
'How many Yaz songs do you have on this thing?'
'Everything you touch turns to suck. It's official.'
'From what? Bedbugs and tummyaches?'
'You can handle the creepy guys dressed like special creepy guys.'
'Hello, Rusty! It's time to get up!'
'Make way for the Homo Superior!'
'Oh, can't we wait until Monday?'
'I couldn't run because...I had a lighter up my ass.'
'I used to be pretty, but not no more. Look at my nose...'
'Your powers are useless against me, you silly billy.'
'Yes, I remember SpinArt! Could you just drive, please?'
'Oregano...allergic...can't breathe...'
'He must have like a huge mushroom down there!'
'I misunderstood the question!'
'They're like little niblets, like little...corn niblets!'
'I think I just found my first arch-enemies.'
'I just saw Mum's clean panties.'
'They don't have African-Americans in England!'
'And this dog f***in' TALKS, man!'
'Beep beep boop beep boop'
'Stop saying 'dab'!'
'I kidnapped your daughter!'
'Smurfs don't lay eggs!'
'Yeah, you were so scary when you crapped your pants.'
'One is always supposed to look after one's lab partner. Venture...did not.'
'Wow! That's a big one. Now, ease it in...good, just like that.'
'The Baron has instituted the death penalty for all violations of Underlaw.'
'Intruder! Intruder! Destroy!'
'Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?'
'Dibs on the killing sound.'
'I've bought a ticket to the world and now I've come back again!'

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