| Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'Smurfs don't lay eggs!' | |
| 'I like my ass, gentlemen!' | |
| 'PROSSITOOT!' | |
| 'Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?' | |
| 'Boom boom.' | |
| 'You can almost hear the ol' humpbacks a'callin'.' | |
| 'Doc! You've got a table over there with a sign, that says 'LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN'!!' | |
| 'Yes, I remember SpinArt! Could you just drive, please?' | |
| 'OH GOD I'M ON FIRE!!!' | |
| 'And this dog f***in' TALKS, man!' | |
| 'Wow! That's a big one. Now, ease it in...good, just like that.' | |
| 'You can handle the creepy guys dressed like special creepy guys.' | |
| 'ARE...YOU...cops?' | |
| 'Ohhhh...Tiger BOMB.' | |
| 'You don't know DICK!' | |
| 'Well, I got porn here. It helps.' | |
| 'Welcome, Dr. Venture...TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!' | |
| 'What could be more important than your family, Richard?' | |
| 'Your powers are useless against me, you silly billy.' | |
| 'It means he has a tiny Chiney chubby for her!' | |
| 'Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary?!' | |
| 'This big rig takes up two seats.' | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'ACTIIIOOOONNN!!!' | |
| 'Slumber partaaaayyy!' | |
| 'I just saw Mum's clean panties.' | |
| 'I wasn't in The Stooges.' | |
| 'I couldn't run because...I had a lighter up my ass.' | |
| 'It's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!' | |
| 'I've bought a ticket to the world and now I've come back again!' | |
| 'How many Yaz songs do you have on this thing?' | |
| 'Oh, way to quote something I said, like, a year ago.' | |
| 'They're like little niblets, like little...corn niblets!' | |
| 'The man couldn't find a G-spot without a Senate subcommittee.' | |
| 'Beep beep boop beep boop' | |
| 'That makes me...45? I've never even kissed a girl.' | |
| 'Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?' | |
| ''Around the compound'? What are you, David Koresh?' | |
| 'Make way for the Homo Superior!' | |
| 'Ssssscience?' | |
| 'The Baron has instituted the death penalty for all violations of Underlaw.' | |
| 'Damned Mallomars! My tits are back!' | |
| 'Oh, can't we wait until Monday?' | |
| 'Yours is the veil of blood! Yours is the Sword of Michael!' | |
| 'From what? Bedbugs and tummyaches?' | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'That little filly's got my name written all over her. Literally! I once wrote my name on her dress with the tip of my...' | |
| 'I kidnapped your daughter!' | |
| 'Stop saying 'dab'!' | |
| 'What, did you pee in the corner?' | |
| 'Everything you touch turns to suck. It's official.' | |
| 'I used to be pretty, but not no more. Look at my nose...' | |
| 'Oregano...allergic...can't breathe...' | |
| 'I think I just found my first arch-enemies.' | |
| 'One is always supposed to look after one's lab partner. Venture...did not.' | |
| 'They don't have African-Americans in England!' | |
| 'Hey, bonus! Free smokes, man.' | |
| 'IGNORE ME!!!' | |
| 'Hello, Rusty! It's time to get up!' | |
| 'I misunderstood the question!' | |
| 'I shall prepare a marinade tonight!' | |
| 'He must have like a huge mushroom down there!' | |
| 'I like hugging you in your new costume...' | |
| 'I swear to the Lord God Almighty, I will kill the living f*** out of that dog!' | |
| 'Intruder! Intruder! Destroy!' | |
| 'Dibs on the killing sound.' | |
| 'Yeah, you were so scary when you crapped your pants.' | |
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