Venture Bros. Characters

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'Intruder! Intruder! Destroy!'
'What, did you pee in the corner?'
'You can almost hear the ol' humpbacks a'callin'.'
'I like my ass, gentlemen!'
'I used to be pretty, but not no more. Look at my nose...'
'Hello, Rusty! It's time to get up!'
'Smurfs don't lay eggs!'
'Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?'
'I misunderstood the question!'
'It means he has a tiny Chiney chubby for her!'
'I couldn't run because...I had a lighter up my ass.'
'Well, I got porn here. It helps.'
'That makes me...45? I've never even kissed a girl.'
'Welcome, Dr. Venture...TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!'
'That little filly's got my name written all over her. Literally! I once wrote my name on her dress with the tip of my...'
'It's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!'
'Slumber partaaaayyy!'
'Oh, way to quote something I said, like, a year ago.'
'This big rig takes up two seats.'
'The man couldn't find a G-spot without a Senate subcommittee.'
'He must have like a huge mushroom down there!'
'How many Yaz songs do you have on this thing?'
'Oh, can't we wait until Monday?'
'Dibs on the killing sound.'
'I've bought a ticket to the world and now I've come back again!'
'Boom boom.'
'Oregano...allergic...can't breathe...'
'From what? Bedbugs and tummyaches?'
'You don't know DICK!'
'Yours is the veil of blood! Yours is the Sword of Michael!'
'Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?'
'Beep beep boop beep boop'
'One is always supposed to look after one's lab partner. Venture...did not.'
'You can handle the creepy guys dressed like special creepy guys.'
'What could be more important than your family, Richard?'
'I swear to the Lord God Almighty, I will kill the living f*** out of that dog!'
'Make way for the Homo Superior!'
'Stop saying 'dab'!'
'Everything you touch turns to suck. It's official.'
'Your powers are useless against me, you silly billy.'
'I shall prepare a marinade tonight!'
'Ohhhh...Tiger BOMB.'
'And this dog f***in' TALKS, man!'
'I think I just found my first arch-enemies.'
'They don't have African-Americans in England!'
'Yeah, you were so scary when you crapped your pants.'
'They're like little niblets, like little...corn niblets!'
''Around the compound'? What are you, David Koresh?'
'I just saw Mum's clean panties.'
'The Baron has instituted the death penalty for all violations of Underlaw.'
'I like hugging you in your new costume...'
'Hey, bonus! Free smokes, man.'
'Yes, I remember SpinArt! Could you just drive, please?'
'Damned Mallomars! My tits are back!'
'Wow! That's a big one. Now, ease it in...good, just like that.'
'Doc! You've got a table over there with a sign, that says 'LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN'!!'
'Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary?!'
'I wasn't in The Stooges.'
'I kidnapped your daughter!'

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