Venture Bros. Characters

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Can you name the Venture Bros. characters by the quotes listed?

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'Hello, Rusty! It's time to get up!'
'I couldn't run because...I had a lighter up my ass.'
'How many Yaz songs do you have on this thing?'
'What could be more important than your family, Richard?'
'Yes, I remember SpinArt! Could you just drive, please?'
'Stop saying 'dab'!'
'I've bought a ticket to the world and now I've come back again!'
'Damned Mallomars! My tits are back!'
'Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?'
'The man couldn't find a G-spot without a Senate subcommittee.'
'What, did you pee in the corner?'
'Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?'
'They don't have African-Americans in England!'
'I kidnapped your daughter!'
'One is always supposed to look after one's lab partner. Venture...did not.'
'The Baron has instituted the death penalty for all violations of Underlaw.'
'Oh, way to quote something I said, like, a year ago.'
'This big rig takes up two seats.'
'Smurfs don't lay eggs!'
'Welcome, Dr. Venture...TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!'
'Yeah, you were so scary when you crapped your pants.'
'You can almost hear the ol' humpbacks a'callin'.'
'Doc! You've got a table over there with a sign, that says 'LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN'!!'
'I swear to the Lord God Almighty, I will kill the living f*** out of that dog!'
'They're like little niblets, like little...corn niblets!'
'I like hugging you in your new costume...'
'I like my ass, gentlemen!'
'From what? Bedbugs and tummyaches?'
'Dibs on the killing sound.'
'Make way for the Homo Superior!'
'I think I just found my first arch-enemies.'
'Wow! That's a big one. Now, ease it in...good, just like that.'
'I misunderstood the question!'
'Your powers are useless against me, you silly billy.'
'Ohhhh...Tiger BOMB.'
'And this dog f***in' TALKS, man!'
'Oregano...allergic...can't breathe...'
'Oh, can't we wait until Monday?'
'I used to be pretty, but not no more. Look at my nose...'
'Yours is the veil of blood! Yours is the Sword of Michael!'
''Around the compound'? What are you, David Koresh?'
'Hey, bonus! Free smokes, man.'
'Beep beep boop beep boop'
'Slumber partaaaayyy!'
'Boom boom.'
'It's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!'
'That makes me...45? I've never even kissed a girl.'
'I shall prepare a marinade tonight!'
'Well, I got porn here. It helps.'
'He must have like a huge mushroom down there!'
'That little filly's got my name written all over her. Literally! I once wrote my name on her dress with the tip of my...'
'Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary?!'
'You can handle the creepy guys dressed like special creepy guys.'
'Intruder! Intruder! Destroy!'
'I wasn't in The Stooges.'
'It means he has a tiny Chiney chubby for her!'
'Everything you touch turns to suck. It's official.'
'You don't know DICK!'
'I just saw Mum's clean panties.'

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