| Lyric | Song |
| 'Come on fhqwhgads, I see you jockin' me.' | |
| 'Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more?' | |
| 'Come to the place where tropical breezes blow' | |
| 'He'll do a twenty-minute hundred yard dash!' | |
| 'Riding in a Corvette, feelin' alright' | |
| 'Acrylics and yarn, rayons and knit' | |
| 'Strong Bad's got a master plan/To buy a custom conversion van' | |
| 'Holler For a Dollar!' | |
| 'Well they turned their tour bus into a space machine!' | |
| 'Buy All Our Playsets And Toys!' | |
| 'THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!' | |
| 'Get a leg up on the pile and refinance your dreams!' | |
| 'All the wonders Coach Z's been talkin' abrat' | |
| 'It's the best thing that you've ever seen, even better than your hot cousin!' | |
| 'There's a crazy world of e-mails in this crazy world' | |
| 'Come on everybody, it's Labor Day!' | |
| 'A bag of four grapes?' | |
| 'Homestar Runner, do your best/Homestar Runner, pass the test' | |
| 'Every time you're away/I put my lazors on stun!' | |
| 'Invite Crazy Uncle Edgar over, keep his eggnog spiked!' | |
| 'I don't know man, I wasn't stapled to any chicken!' | |
| 'I ain't even know whose song this is!' | |
| 'Cut off my head, stuff me with bread, go and suck your thumb!' | |
| 'Got these metalheads all up in my Stu G.O.' | |