| Subtitle | Player |
| Going in with the lead, he comes out in second: overhyping yourself = blowing it. | |
| Conquered all the others en route to becoming the Sole Survivor. | |
| The pick'em star can't keep the blue alive. | |
| The newest golden member survives the mass execution, but still falls just short. | |
| The dark horse gets put to sleep. | |
| Started at the top, played the middle for too long, sent down under. | |
| Oh no they didn vote out Daneeka, boi! | |
| ...and they thought Brian was the feral child. | |
| Caused a riot at the challenge... and was outplayed by the boys. | |
| Defeated Big Brother once and for all and takes the title of Sole Survivor. | |
| Couldn't work the sex appeal like Julia... | |
| 'I was like so turn on that like vag started to quiver... but then like I get vote out.' | |
| He h8s life; Metak h8ed him. | |
| Well, I'll be dammed. They weren't feeling the beaver hat. | |
| Out of the box. >_> | |
| The Poutine Stand's second half falls after the first. e,,@/ | |
| Halved his activity, halved his placing! | |
| Beaten. Blindsided. Booted. | |
| Unable to tone down the arrogance, she now has a date with Julie. | |
| Improved, but still gets snuffed by the sombrero. | |
| Guys, that was my vote reason! I swear! Oh.. uh.. um.. | |
| The noob roommate outlasts the veteran. | |