| Hint | Answer |
| Its real name | |
| What Alan calls his 'man-purse' | |
| The men discover that they have stolen this vehicle | |
| Stu gets married to this woman | |
| The location where they were married | |
| The first one to get tazed | |
| The police officer's nickname for Alan | |
| What Alan finds in the back seat of the car | |
| What is in the trunk | |
| Who the men find in their room | |
| What he is listening to | |
| Who he knocks out | |
| The astronomical occurrence that Alan is concerned about missing | |
| Amount of money the men must find to get Doug back | |
| Who the kidnappers actually kidnapped | |
| His suggested name for 'Roofies' | |
| Where they find Doug | |
| First song the band at the wedding plays | |
| Celebrity they see in Vegas | |
| Celebrity they see in Vegas | |