| Quote | Name | Character |
| Hey, __ had sex there! | |
| Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don't answer me. I have a date with __! | |
| Oh yeah, I'm jealous. Oh __, please, please look at my ass. Stop looking at my ass! | |
| __ played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. | |
| Too far, __, too far. | |
| Yeah, well, you promised __ you'd marry him. | |
| No, I know that this is __’s life. You know, I don’t want to be all judgmental, you know, but this is sick, it’s sick and wrong! | |
| Man, tough week for __. | |
| I mean, maybe you didn't hear about a serious relationship called me and __? | |
| __ has a question. Who of the six of you has slept with the six of you? | |
| Come on! It'll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and __ probably. | |
| Whoa-whoa, __ made you cry? | |
| But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane __! | |
| All right, look man, I didn't want to bring this up, but __ is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! It's not even a name. It's barely even a word. | |
| Oh, __. That's all I ever hear: __, __, __! | |
| I take thee, __. | |
| So your first whole weekend without __, what are you guys gonna do? | |
| Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen __ without a drink in his hand. | |
| __ Moss, right. Yeah, wow, you look... great job growing up! | |
| Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. __. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. | |
| Okay! I was thinking if it's a girl, how about __? It’s French. | |
| Okay, for now, temporarily, you can call me __. | |
| Any chance __ has a deaf twin? | |
| But, __ and I are both adults and so I don't think there's really anything you can do about it. | |
| I bumped into __ on the street yesterday. | |
| | Quote | Name | Character |
| Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about __. | |
| That's short for __? I thought that was just what we called each other! | |
| Yes, you do. Chandler loves __. | |
| Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet __ at 9:00! | |
| __, switch with me, there's some guys here that got a crush on you. | |
| I had to get out of the apartment. __is like stretching all over the place. | |
| __, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! | |
| Everything is gonna be fine. Just follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be __. | |
| Oh no no, it's for __. I just figured, you know, size wise. | |
| Is this about __? | |
| No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a __. People will not turn 325 pages for a __. | |
| Yes, okay, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for __! | |
| That's __ talking! | |
| Hey __! You're an ezel! | |
| It's kind of a risky joke __, and what is this drawing, I can't figure out what this is? | |
| __, get in here! | |
| It's clearly an __. | |
| Why is your family __? | |
| What? Who the hell is __ - nooooo! | |
| __, __? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breastfeeding? | |
| Hey Mon, let's give __ a chance. Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice and that check thing was adorable. | |
| Oh my God! I'm going out with __! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I can’t make lunch. | |
| How could you not tell __ that Rachel is living with you? | |
| Listen __, I've been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling? | |
| Look I realize if anything were to happen with me and __ then nothing could ever happen with us. | |
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