| Quote | fruit or drink |
| Ross: 'I would, but I bruise like a __.' | |
| Monica: 'I need some salt, some margarita mix and __.' Rachel: 'So all you have is ice?' Monica: 'See if he has ice.' | |
| Ross: 'Hey Gunther, can I get a couple of __ muffins to go?' | |
| Phoebe: 'Can I get some __?' Gary: 'In a minute. You checked today's Post?' | |
| Rachel: 'My friend ordered an onion, not an __. And I ordered a Diet Coke, which I don't think this is.' | |
| Joey: 'Absolutely! I can be a vegetarian. There's no meat in __, right?' | |
| Joey: 'More embarrassing than shiny __ lip balm?' | |
| Ross: 'How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gets her an __?' | |
| Phoebe: 'Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?' Monica: 'Oh, there's __ on it.' | |
| | Quote | fruit or drink |
| Joey: 'Do you got any beer? All I got is this __ stuff that Rachel left me.' | |
| Chandler: 'Oh, you know, I had a __ about five hours ago, so I better split this with you.' | |
| Rachel: 'I don't want to stand in the way of true love or anything, but I think a __ might hurt less.' | |
| 'Chandler will be there for you too, I mean, he might be a little late, but he'll be there. And he'll bring you some cold __, if what you need him for is that you're really hot.' | |
| Joey: 'Who says wine has to cost more than __!' | |
| Mona: 'Oh, I'm sorry I spilled __ all over your shirt.' | |
| Chandler: 'Actually, can I get some hot water with a little __?' | |
| Rachel: 'No! There's no ___ in there! We win!' | |
| Joey: 'Alright, I got water, orange juice and what looks like __.' Chandler: 'Taste it.' Joey: 'Yeah, it's fat! I drank fat!' Chandler: 'Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.' | |
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