| Quote | Character |
| Well you might if it were anything like 7. | |
| How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? | |
| Ew, ew, ew, ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster. | |
| Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni. | |
| Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree. Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls. | |
| Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside. | |
| Look at me, I'm Chandler, could I be wearing anymore clothes? | |
| I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? | |
| I'll cancel the sodas... | |
| You have two new messages. Please pass the pie. | |
| Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches. | |
| Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches. | |
| Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches. | |
| Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches. | |
| Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches. | |
| Look at me, I'm Chandler, could I be wearing anymore clothes? | |
| Look at me, I'm Chandler, could I be wearing anymore clothes? | |
| Look at me, I'm Chandler, could I be wearing anymore clothes? | |
| Look at me, I'm Chandler, could I be wearing anymore clothes? | |
| Look at me, I'm Chandler, could I be wearing anymore clothes? | |
| Come on. You guys can pee standing up. | |
| Come on. You guys can pee standing up. | |
| Come on. You guys can pee standing up. | |
| Come on. You guys can pee standing up. | |
| Come on. You guys can pee standing up. | |
| What? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them. | |
| What? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them. | |
| What? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them. | |
| What? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them. | |
| What? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them. | |
| Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable. | |
| Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable. | |
| Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable. | |
| Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable. | |
| Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable. | |
| Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside. | |
| Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside. | |
| Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside. | |
| Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside. | |
| Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside. | |
| Ew, ew, ew, ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster. | |
| Ew, ew, ew, ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster. | |
| Ew, ew, ew, ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster. | |
| Ew, ew, ew, ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster. | |
| Ew, ew, ew, ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster. | |
| Whatever dude. You kissed a guy. | |
| Whatever dude. You kissed a guy. | |
| Whatever dude. You kissed a guy. | |
| Whatever dude. You kissed a guy. | |
| Whatever dude. You kissed a guy. | |
| You have two new messages. Please pass the pie. | |
| You have two new messages. Please pass the pie. | |
| You have two new messages. Please pass the pie. | |
| You have two new messages. Please pass the pie. | |
| You have two new messages. Please pass the pie. | |
| Well you might if it were anything like 7. | |
| Well you might if it were anything like 7. | |
| Well you might if it were anything like 7. | |
| Well you might if it were anything like 7. | |
| Well you might if it were anything like 7. | |
| Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago. | |
| Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago. | |
| Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago. | |
| Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago. | |
| Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago. | |
| Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree. Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls. | |
| Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree. Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls. | |
| Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree. Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls. | |
| Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree. Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls. | |
| Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree. Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls. | |
| Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women. | |
| Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women. | |
| Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women. | |
| Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women. | |
| Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women. | |
| Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni. | |
| Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni. | |
| Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni. | |
| Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni. | |
| Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni. | |
| I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? | |
| I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? | |
| I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? | |
| I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? | |
| I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? | |
| I'll cancel the sodas... | |
| I'll cancel the sodas... | |
| I'll cancel the sodas... | |
| I'll cancel the sodas... | |
| I'll cancel the sodas... | |
| Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling? | |
| Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling? | |
| Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling? | |
| Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling? | |
| Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling? | |
| How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? | |
| How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? | |
| How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? | |
| How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? | |
| How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you? | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you? | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you? | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you? | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you? | |
| Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around. | |
| Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around. | |
| Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around. | |
| Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around. | |
| Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around. | |