Chandler: 'No, I think it is: if I can invade __, there isn't anything I can't do.'

Chandler: '__ midgets. __ midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there.'

Monica: 'That's not European!' Phoebe: 'Well, it felt __.'

Monica: 'Why is your family __?' Chandler: 'Why is your family Ross?'

Chandler: 'Fine __ craftsmanship?'

Joey: 'They hate the post office. And the __! But I don't think you can blame it on them.'

Ross: 'Joey, where do __ people come from?'

Chandler: 'Monica, I feel like you should have __ subtitles!'

Rachel: 'Yeah, for my dessert, I have chosen to make a traditional __ trifle!'

Janice: 'I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in __! I'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever!'

Joey: 'Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money to do this and it only aired in __.'

Ross: 'Well, I land in __. Guess who's in charge of the dig?'

Rachel: 'Terrible? Hell, I was in __! That was a nice hotel, nice beach, met the nice people.'

Phoebe: 'And there's a country called __ / It's a place I've never been / But I'm told for 50 pesos / you can buy a human spleen!'

Chandler: 'My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of __!'

Phoebe: 'Just because potentially the love of my life comes back from __ just for one night, I should change my beliefs? I should change my beliefs!'

Chandler: 'Yeah, just some 9 year old __ kids who worked their fingers bloody for 12 cents an hour. That didn't happen, I made that up!'

Ross: 'Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient __ burial ground?'

Joey: 'Oh, and plus, I'm one sixteenth __!'

Pete: 'Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and __ street fighting.'

Chandler: 'Well, my grandfather was __ and my grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.'

Rachel: 'Man, you can lie about __!'

Rachel: 'And my veil was lace, made by blind __ nuns.'

Monica: 'Okay, so, we're in __, we're making the toast. Do you see a little bassinet in the corner?'

Phoebe: 'By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny __.'

Chandler: 'Well, that's the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I’ll be in __.'

Joey: 'No, I wanna live with the super-hot __ dancer.'

Pete: 'Well, I never know how much to tip.' Monica: 'You're supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of __.'

Chandler: 'Dehydrated __ noodles under fluorescent lights, does it get better than this?'

Phoebe: 'Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a __ throwing star.'

Chandler: 'Joey Pepponi?' Joey: 'No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.' 'Chandler: Joey __?'

Susan: 'They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.' Ross: '59 seconds. Quartz, ha.' Susan: '__ quartz, ha, ha.'

Ross: ''It's actually a little dull.' Joey: 'It’s no __ film.'

Ross: 'And then you said, 'Why do they call it a check? Why not a __?'

Chandler: 'Stupid, useless __ money!'

Monica: 'I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to __ on a half a tank of gas!'

Cecilia: 'Well, let's just say if I left 15 years ago, the landscape of __ cinema would be very different today!'

Ross: 'We're rehearsing a __ play.'

Eric: 'In fact when we were building houses in __, we were just two towns apart and we never met.'

Mike: 'You know, kinda think of it, the capital of __ is vtox.'

Joey: 'What is the capital of __?' Chandler: 'Bogota.' Joey: 'It's Ba-go-ta, but close enough.'

Joey: 'Then Amber and I go to __ to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald.'

Monica: 'Did anybody see that documentary on the __ War?

Joey: 'What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? The Vasdeferens? The __ War?'

Rachel: 'So who else was in this club?' Ross: 'Actually, there was also that exchange student from __ but I don't think he knew what it was.'

'Remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didn’t happen.' Kim: 'You didn’t cancel the fabric order from __?' Rachel: 'Okay, two things didn’t happen.'

Dr. Green: 'How about I order everyone the __ chicken?' Phoebe: 'Oh, I don't eat meat.' Dr. Green: 'It's chicken.'

Joey: 'See, __ is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.'

Phoebe: 'You know, in __ this car would be on the other side of the store.'

Ross: 'Stupid __ snack food!'