| Quote | Person | Extra Info |
| 'Some people tell me that we professional football players are slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence.' | |
| 'I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.' | |
| 'When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.' | |
| 'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' | |
| 'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.' | |
| 'He is the best player in the world by some distance. He's (like) a PlayStation. He can take advantage of every mistake we make.' | |
| 'Some people believe football is a matter of life and death...it is much, much more important than that.' | |
| 'What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.' | |
| 'I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just wasted.' | |
| | Quote | Person | Extra Info |
| 'I'm five short (of the Arsenal goalscoring record). Not that I'm counting…' | |
| 'It’s an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you’re more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.' | |
| 'It was the hand of God.' | |
| 'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.' | |
| 'Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.' | |
| 'You can’t say my team aren’t winners. They’ve proved that by finishing fourth, third and second in the last three years.' | |
| 'Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or f*ck him' | |
| 'Please don’t call me arrogant, but I’m European champion and I think I’m a special one.' | |
| 'No, you're right, I saw him go off, but I thought they were bringing a sub on, Jeff' | |
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