| Quote | Character |
| London just gets a bit too much. I get bored of pavements. | |
| Your vagina’s spent way too long on its own. | |
| Well, unfortunately I’m not Julia Roberts and I’m not a prostitute. | |
| I’ve always been a big fan of my hands. | |
| Payback’s a bitch. | |
| Problems not solutions, that’s the way I live my life. | |
| Winner, winner, chicken dinner. | |
| Prince Harry on my table. Watch out, Chelsy! | |
| I genuinely look at you and crumble | |
| Growl at me. Growl at me like a grizzly bear! | |
| It’s all about taking her on a sort of a mental journey of suggestion. | |
| What’s the worst thing you’ve ever put in your mouth? | |
| Bi best friend. It’s the cheap equivalent of the gay best friend. | |
| Have you seen her? She is outrageous. Six foot, huge… talent. | |
| Business is a jungle. But I love animals. | |
| I feel like I’m going to cry when I think about skiing. | |
| I don’t want to go out on a Tuesday night, 'cos that just makes me sound like a sad weirdo. | |
| I think fake tan is probably the most offensive thing in the world. | |