No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.
Harry: So light a fire! Hermione: Yes.. of course... but there's no wood!Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!
He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet. Great idea though thanks mum!
It's not a bad place to.. take a bath. Why you take you egg in there and mull things over in the hot water.
Oh Harry? If you die down there your welcome to share mt toilet.
Can you turn around Harry?
Ah, shut up, Dursley, yeh great prune.
Ron: Something's about to burst out of Eloise Midgen but I don't think it's a swan..
I just like this quote- Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor
Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something