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'Welcome to the real world! It sucks! You're going to love it!'
'Monica Im quitting, I just helped an 81 year old women put on a thong and she didnt even buy it!'
'Emma is the product of a bottle of Merlot and a 5 year old condom.'
'They shouldn't be having S-E-X around the B-A-B-I-E!'
'If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.'
'All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.'
'You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!'
'Goodnight my Bing-a-ling.'
'All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.'
'My sister's having my baby.'
'How you doin'? '
'Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.'
'Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree. Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls.'
'I hate his underwear. one time I brought a pair marked XS and let me tell you there's no room for anything excess in there.'
'Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women.'
'They're different from my other friends, they don't start sentences with 'you know who just died shoveling snow?'
' A person's wedding is important. And especially to me. OK? I didn't have a graduation party. And I didn't go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard.
'Say something. Say anything. Nothing you say could make this situation worse. Oh my God, this is the longest that anyone has not spoken EVER.'
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