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| 'Welcome to the real world! It sucks! You're going to love it!' | |
| 'Monica Im quitting, I just helped an 81 year old women put on a thong and she didnt even buy it!' | |
| 'Emma is the product of a bottle of Merlot and a 5 year old condom.' | |
| 'They shouldn't be having S-E-X around the B-A-B-I-E!' | |
| 'If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.' | |
| 'All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.' | |
| 'You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!' | |
| 'Goodnight my Bing-a-ling.' | |
| 'All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.' | |
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| 'My sister's having my baby.' | |
| 'How you doin'? ' | |
| 'Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.' | |
| 'Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree. Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls.' | |
| 'I hate his underwear. one time I brought a pair marked XS and let me tell you there's no room for anything excess in there.' | |
| 'Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women.' | |
| 'They're different from my other friends, they don't start sentences with 'you know who just died shoveling snow?' | |
| ' A person's wedding is important. And especially to me. OK? I didn't have a graduation party. And I didn't go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard. | |
| 'Say something. Say anything. Nothing you say could make this situation worse. Oh my God, this is the longest that anyone has not spoken EVER.' | |
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