| Joke | Champion |
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| The whole is greater than the sum of its...parts. | |
| How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other? | |
| Did I mention it's mating season? | |
| Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil. | |
| Wuju.. pass me that potion? | |
| Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless. | |
| Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... my toesies. | |
| Ahhh... You sure you're not in the wrong league? | |
| _____ say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before. | |
| You smell like... burning! | |
| Not all angels are good. | |
| I put the 'goal' in 'golem' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny. | |
| Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents? | |
| For my next trick I'll make their life bar disappear. | |
| You can't milk those. | |
| What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?! | |
| I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells? | |
| Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you. | |
| Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type. | |
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| So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance? | |
| Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain! | |
| Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana. | |
| Speak softly...and ride a big yeti! | |
| You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs. | |
| Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy. | |
| I have no time for nonsense. | |
| Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time? | |
| | Joke | Champion |
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| Different electric guitar sounds | |
| How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe! | |
| Eeaugh! Bugs are gross! Ugh! | |
| Caught between a rock... and a hard place. | |
| I like my weapons how I like my music... Heavy and metal! | |
| Yes, they make shurikens this small! | |
| Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh... | |
| What? Do I have someone in my teeth? | |
| Jokes? I don't know any jokes. | |
| Double rainbow? What does it mean?... | |
| Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof. | |
| No, really. Put that apple on your head! | |
| Is that a rocket in your pocket? | |
| You may call me mistress... but only from your knees. | |
| Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest! | |
| Time for the Dance Macca... Mcah... forget it. | |
| Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup. | |
| A 'charge!' bugle call. | |
| Shaken, not stirred. | |
| Imagine if I had a real weapon! | |
| If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them. | |
| Is it hot in here or is it just me?! | |
| Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone! | |
| For my next trick, I'll make you disappear! | |
| Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! | |
| The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle. | |
| This dress may have been impractical. | |
| I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head. | |
| | Joke | Champion |
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| Noxians... I hate those guys... | |
| I may be bad, but I feel good... | |
| I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine. | |
| They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again? | |
| I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you! | |
| If PETA asks, this fur is fake. | |
| Let's be friends forever. | |
| The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it! | |
| No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head. | |
| Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten. | |
| *burps* I think a Voidling just came out! | |
| I got these tattoos in rune prison! | |
| Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh. | |
| Let's end this quickly... I need to use the little soldier's room. | |
| My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker. | |
| My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm! | |
| No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp! | |
| If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja? | |
| I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that. | |
| Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks. | |
| My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly. | |
| Lima Oscar Lima! | |
| Size doesn't mean everything. | |
| Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me... | |
| All the better to eat you with my dear! | |
| Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous. | |
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