| Verbose Lyrics | Song | Artist |
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| Here I bequeath a tale covering the breadth of the events which led to my life becoming inverted. | |
| Throughout all of time, I shalt not surrender thee, nor shalt i fail thee. I shalt not philander nor jilt thee. | |
| I stretch my limbs towards the heavens on occasion, exclaiming the first and fifteenth letters of the alphabet, I must cease holding on. | |
| Lower thy volume madam. Cease any movement of thy lips. Act as if thou wert Helen Keller, and communicate through pelvic movement. | |
| I'm a wrangler of cattle. Upon an iron alloy equine I transport. | |
| I enjoy an ample buttocks and I cannot mislead you on this notion. | |
| Before I depart my residence, I practice good oral hygeine by utilizing fermented grains, for I do not plan on returning until the morrow. | |
| Instruct me in the art of performing the Douglas. | |
| Hark! Allow me to hear thou proclaim: This excrement be in fact bananas. | |
| I have observed you travelling through the village with the woman I am currently infatuated with and my response is a profanity upon both of you. | |
| Proceed person of small stature. It is your day of birth. We will celebrate accordingly. | |
| Every other young scoundrel with the fashionably inflated footwear best flee with greater haste than the projectiles launched from my blunderbuss. | |
| If occurences of a peculiar nature arise within your township, to whom might you inquire assistance? Dispellers of demonic apparitions! | |
| Nay, he is incapable of deciphering my gambling visage. | |
| Frozen water, frozen water, infant! | |
| Thou must engage in battle to reserve your right to partake in festivities. | |
| All thine brethren resided within a sun-colored water-submersible transportation vehicle. | |
| Enjoying a leisurely carriage ride down the lane, inhaling hemp smoke and imbibing a cocktail of London gin and cider. | |
| Cease all activities thou art engaged in! The hour of the hammer is upon us. | |
| At this present time I am not saying she is mining for precious metals but she certainly is not associating with gentlemen of lower financial status. | |
| Which individual takes residence within thy subaquatic pineapple fruit? Sponge Robert Square Pantaloons! | |
| I fling my locks hither and yon. | |
| They observe me operating my automobile. They are prejudiced. | |
| They attempted to force me into rehabilitation. Quoth I 'Nay, nay, nay.' | |
| Would'st thou escort me down to the utopian civilization where the vegetation is of emerald hue and the females are elegant. | |
| And all the females do declare that I am quite socially dominant for a caucasian male. | |
| What is your intention with all of that miscellany? All that miscellany inside of that automobile rear compartment? | |
| I happen to find great enjoyment when you refer to me as a paternal figure of impressive stature. | |
| The majority of our lives thus spent have been endured in a utopia for disreputable hooligans. | |
| Might I inquire as to the identity of the individual who has released the canines who were being held in captivity? | |
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