| Misheard Lyrics | Correct Lyrics | Band |
| Excuse me while I kiss this guy | |
| On a dark desert highway, Cool Whip in my hair | |
| Bald-Headed Woman...Bald-Headed woman to me | |
| The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me | |
| Little darling, I feel the acid's slowly melting | |
| Workin' on a knife wound | |
| Strumming my brain with his fingers | |
| Slow-talking Walter, the fire-engine guy | |
| Red room, Busted | |
| When I needed sunshine on my brain | |
| | Misheard Lyrics | Correct Lyrics | Band |
| I got my first real sex dream | |
| Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night | |
| Went to a dance, looking for a man, saw Bob or Ann so I thought I'd take a chance | |
| But your teacher preaches class like it's some kind of church | |
| Dancing Queen, eat a bean off the tambourine | |
| You big disc brakes | |
| Take my land, and golf to get another hand | |
| There's a wino down the road | |
| Stop! Pajama Time! | |
| Do you wanna, wanna, wanna fall out the door? | |
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