| Definition | Name |
| Wizarding Obama | |
| A gorgeous Hufflepuff | |
| The Father of Draco...has the hair every girl dreams of! | |
| Two characters, who are the trouble-makers at Hogwarts, and often finish each other's sentances | |
| The youngest sibling and only daughter in the family; has been accused of manipulating boys to snag Harry Potter | |
| A mean old b*tch who killed Sirius Black, and gets her ass kicked by Molly Weasley | |
| Everyone hates him. He floats through the corridors wreaking havoc | |
| Was somewhat cruel to one Severus Snape during his school years, and had a habit of messing up his hair, to make it look windswept. | |
| The most handsome wizard to ever draw his wand to the forces of evil, with a dashing smile and a roguish wink! | |
| The most talented wizard of all time in the land of Harry Potter. | |
| Former Minister of Magic. Died after torture. Possibly a vampire. | |
| The huge fat guy who is the gamekeeper at Hogwarts | |
| Harry Potter's snowy white owl, duh | |
| Disgusting, cowardly piece of crap from the Harry Potter series that betrayed his best friends to save his own worthless ass. | |
| The wussie that became a badass! | |
| Sociopath of the Harry Potter series, who used to be hot before he went all Skeletor. | |
| A Slytherin girl in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. She is often seen with Draco Malfoy and his cronies | |
| | Definition | Name |
| One of the four founders of Hogwarts; the House you go to if you aren't brave, smart, or an ass | |
| The women I couldn't stand until Harry Potter 7. Now she is my god! | |
| Hogwarts Potions Master extraordinaire, and all around sarky git. Secretly hiding a good side under all his whining | |
| A member of the Ravenclaw house, who was one year ahead of Harry in school. Also noted for being an incredible Quidditch player. | |
| Described in the book as having golden curls and being quite good-looking, and was apparently young Albus Dumbledore's best friend | |
| A character in Harry Potter Order Of The Phoenix that has a toadface and is fat like a pig | |
| The Anti-Harry, Potter's Arch-nemesis, enemy, rival. Unless you consider that the position of Voldemort | |
| A cross-eyed descendent of Salazar Slytherin | |
| Stupid, fat, and a spoiled little brat | |
| A rather down-on-his-luck werewolf | |
| An attractive, part-veela character in the Harry Potter series | |
| The depressing ugly houself of Sirius Black | |
| Acts as comic relief in Harry Potter series. Harry's BFFL | |
| Two words: flying motorbike | |
| The quirky and interesting character from Harry Potter, that many people have grown to love | |
| The sock-loving house elf with insanely big ears | |
| Witch from the Harry Potter series and possibly the smartest character ever known to the HP universe. Has a thing for elves | |
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