| Definition | Name |
| (verb) To celebrate a goal in the style of a silver haired Italian, by lifting up the front of your shirt and putting it over your head, and proceeding to run around | |
| A Spanish footballer known for his quite absurd passing skills and adeptness at keeping possession | |
| The best of the best of the best | |
| A one man Scandanavian shagging machine, also the (former) England manager | |
| Rhyming slang for a cheeky person; Pundit notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations | |
| One of the greatest Man. Utd players... his finest hour was undoubtedly scoring an amazing winner against Arsenal in an FA Cup semi-final | |
| A man who takes free-kicks as if they were from the penalty spot | |
| Man. Utd legend, known for his lavish and extravagant lifestyle and playboy like status | |
| It was widely said that he went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner | |
| A Uruguayan football player who used his hands to stop a goal in the World Cup quarterfinals. A hero to some, villain to others, still top quality regardless of ethics | |
| Owning hair and/or Facial hair that frankly looks b****ck poor | |
| With Zinedine Zidane, the best French football player ever | |
| 6'3' and 15 st of muscle, England striker (now retired from internationals), yet can't win a header and always falls over when short-arse full-backs go near him | |
| England's hat trick hero in the 1966 World Cup; Also refers to a pass mark in British universities, in Cockney rhyming slang. | |
| Ex-Newcastle United striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting Newcastle relegated in 2009. (Ironic, no?) | |
| Kaiser; Greatest fussball-player and coach ever. | |