Footballers by Urban Dictionary definition part 2

Random Sports or World Cup Quiz

Can you name the footballers (soccer players) by their Urban Dictionary definition (Part 2)?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

How to Play
Score 0/31 Timer 07:00
Absolute phenom currently playing as a winger for Tottenham Hotspur: made a fool out of Inter Milan
Once pretty special Brazilian soccer star, most goals in world cup history.. blah blah now a fat loser who can go sit on the sidelines scoffing cakes
Kaiser; Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.
Ex-Newcastle United striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting Newcastle relegated in 2009. (Ironic, no?)
Non-flying Dutchman. Iceman. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius.
With Zinedine Zidane, the best French football player ever
One of the greatest Man. Utd players... his finest hour was undoubtedly scoring an amazing winner against Arsenal in an FA Cup semi-final
A man who takes free-kicks as if they were from the penalty spot
One of the best soccer players in the world in the 1980s. The White Pele.
Ruled the premiership between 1992-1996 with his brilliant play, touch, passing, finishing etc. Scored the winning goal in the 1996 fa cup final
He and he alone won the World Cup for Argentina
A Spanish footballer known for his quite absurd passing skills and adeptness at keeping possession
The best defender in history. He played for AC Milan all of his life and played the most minutes in the World Cup
Rhyming slang for a cheeky person; Pundit notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations
A world-class centre midfielder from Barcelona. Keeps the team together. Probably the best player in the world
A one man Scandanavian shagging machine, also the (former) England manager
The best of the best of the best
England's hat trick hero in the 1966 World Cup; Also refers to a pass mark in British universities, in Cockney rhyming slang.
A tall and amazing striker, with a big nose
Another bitchy player that get's angry and kinda emo every time he get subbed. Gets pissed at everyone. Plays for the very rich team in Manchester
It was widely said that he went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner
(verb) To celebrate a goal in the style of a silver haired Italian, by lifting up the front of your shirt and putting it over your head, and proceeding to run around
A Uruguayan football player who used his hands to stop a goal in the World Cup quarterfinals. A hero to some, villain to others, still top quality regardless of ethics
A sub-par, a mediocre soccer player from Bulgaria. Skills include scoring pre-made goals, a knack for scoring from an offside position
Ex British soccer player notorious for playing defence by grabbing his opponent's balls, turned actor who emulates said actions in most of his movies
Legendary Portuguese winger; An object which you desire to hit(Preferrably with pig heads or whiskey bottles filled with urine)
Owning hair and/or Facial hair that frankly looks b****ck poor
Man. Utd legend, known for his lavish and extravagant lifestyle and playboy like status
Manchester City player known for always trying to injure other players. Uses a tactic of looking like the innocent guy that wouldn't do anything dirty
Former Arsenal goalkeeper. Only worth noting in this dictionary because of his surname
6'3' and 15 st of muscle, England striker (now retired from internationals), yet can't win a header and always falls over when short-arse full-backs go near him

Friend Scores

  Player Best Score Plays Last Played
You You haven't played this game yet.

You Might Also Like...