Footballers by Urban Dictionary definition part 3

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Can you name the footballers (soccer players) by their Urban Dictionary definitions?

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A pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer (Name) and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.
English goalkeeper, who is now widely regarded as one of the best goalkeepers ever to have played. Epitomised by the 1970 World Cup, where he saved an amazing Pele header
Celtic Legend, Living legend, Goal scorer extraordinaire
The first USA soccer player to make a noticeable impact for a European club team. He has scored several wonder goals including those against Juventus and Stoke
£30 million pound England and Manchester United defender; forgot to take a drugs test; Has a funny lip
Some nobody that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life, had he not provoked Zinedine Zidane into headbutting him.
Pundit for the BBC's Match of the Day. The guy's a totally opinionated cock who knows f**k all about anything apart from telling crap jokes.
Iker Casillas’ worst nightmare
A balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA; is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.
Belgian Flemish for 'Terminator' plays at centre half for Arsenal and left back for Belgium. Also known for an awesome left foot.
(verb) to arrogantly and aggressively drown out the opposing view in an argument by droning on and ruddy on in a brummie accent.
South Korean midfielder who joined Manchester United from PSV Eindhoven (Now at QPR). His song has to be one of the best terrace chants ever invented!
Famed for never scoring a competitive goal for Manchester United outside of the box; A poacher of goals.
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The term given to a goal that is scored via the underside of the cross-bar, particularly powerful strikes. Named after a former Leeds striker
The greatest footballer of all time... from Bulgaria
La Copa del Rey killer; a defender who plays for Real Madrid
Italian goal keeper that plays for the Italian national team, probably the best goalie in the world right now
A central defender who plays for FC Barcelona; Usually has stubble or beard.
The Greatest Romanian soccer player
God in Football Shorts; Scorer of the greatest ever solo effort goal in the World Cup. Pwned the Holland defence in 1978
Universally hated Senegalese footballer
Penalty missing twat. Starred in a pizza hut advert with Chris Waddle and Stuart Pearce
English footballer who makes a habit of beginning with promise, whether on the pitch in a single game, or in his career in general, only to finish disappointingly.
Cockney rhyming slang for cocaine (or Charlie). Comes from the former Chelsea footballer
Skillful lower League English Footballer who (used to) play for Swansea City. Was a regular on Soccer AM where he frequented a section of the show called ‘Showboat’.

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