Footballers by Urban Dictionary definition part 3

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English footballer who makes a habit of beginning with promise, whether on the pitch in a single game, or in his career in general, only to finish disappointingly.
Famed for never scoring a competitive goal for Manchester United outside of the box; A poacher of goals.
Some nobody that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life, had he not provoked Zinedine Zidane into headbutting him.
The term given to a goal that is scored via the underside of the cross-bar, particularly powerful strikes. Named after a former Leeds striker
A central defender who plays for FC Barcelona; Usually has stubble or beard.
La Copa del Rey killer; a defender who plays for Real Madrid
The greatest footballer of all time... from Bulgaria
Iker Casillas’ worst nightmare
Penalty missing twat. Starred in a pizza hut advert with Chris Waddle and Stuart Pearce
£30 million pound England and Manchester United defender; forgot to take a drugs test; Has a funny lip
South Korean midfielder who joined Manchester United from PSV Eindhoven (Now at QPR). His song has to be one of the best terrace chants ever invented!
A pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer (Name) and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.
Cockney rhyming slang for cocaine (or Charlie). Comes from the former Chelsea footballer
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(verb) to arrogantly and aggressively drown out the opposing view in an argument by droning on and ruddy on in a brummie accent.
The Greatest Romanian soccer player
Italian goal keeper that plays for the Italian national team, probably the best goalie in the world right now
English goalkeeper, who is now widely regarded as one of the best goalkeepers ever to have played. Epitomised by the 1970 World Cup, where he saved an amazing Pele header
Pundit for the BBC's Match of the Day. The guy's a totally opinionated cock who knows f**k all about anything apart from telling crap jokes.
A balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA; is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.
Universally hated Senegalese footballer
The first USA soccer player to make a noticeable impact for a European club team. He has scored several wonder goals including those against Juventus and Stoke
Celtic Legend, Living legend, Goal scorer extraordinaire
Skillful lower League English Footballer who (used to) play for Swansea City. Was a regular on Soccer AM where he frequented a section of the show called ‘Showboat’.
God in Football Shorts; Scorer of the greatest ever solo effort goal in the World Cup. Pwned the Holland defence in 1978
Belgian Flemish for 'Terminator' plays at centre half for Arsenal and left back for Belgium. Also known for an awesome left foot.

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