Footballers by Urban Dictionary definition part 3

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Can you name the footballers (soccer players) by their Urban Dictionary definitions?

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Celtic Legend, Living legend, Goal scorer extraordinaire
Pundit for the BBC's Match of the Day. The guy's a totally opinionated cock who knows f**k all about anything apart from telling crap jokes.
The greatest footballer of all time... from Bulgaria
A pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer (Name) and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.
English footballer who makes a habit of beginning with promise, whether on the pitch in a single game, or in his career in general, only to finish disappointingly.
Skillful lower League English Footballer who (used to) play for Swansea City. Was a regular on Soccer AM where he frequented a section of the show called ‘Showboat’.
Belgian Flemish for 'Terminator' plays at centre half for Arsenal and left back for Belgium. Also known for an awesome left foot.
£30 million pound England and Manchester United defender; forgot to take a drugs test; Has a funny lip
A central defender who plays for FC Barcelona; Usually has stubble or beard.
God in Football Shorts; Scorer of the greatest ever solo effort goal in the World Cup. Pwned the Holland defence in 1978
(verb) to arrogantly and aggressively drown out the opposing view in an argument by droning on and ruddy on in a brummie accent.
La Copa del Rey killer; a defender who plays for Real Madrid
A balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA; is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.
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The term given to a goal that is scored via the underside of the cross-bar, particularly powerful strikes. Named after a former Leeds striker
Some nobody that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life, had he not provoked Zinedine Zidane into headbutting him.
Cockney rhyming slang for cocaine (or Charlie). Comes from the former Chelsea footballer
Famed for never scoring a competitive goal for Manchester United outside of the box; A poacher of goals.
Penalty missing twat. Starred in a pizza hut advert with Chris Waddle and Stuart Pearce
Iker Casillas’ worst nightmare
The first USA soccer player to make a noticeable impact for a European club team. He has scored several wonder goals including those against Juventus and Stoke
Italian goal keeper that plays for the Italian national team, probably the best goalie in the world right now
Universally hated Senegalese footballer
English goalkeeper, who is now widely regarded as one of the best goalkeepers ever to have played. Epitomised by the 1970 World Cup, where he saved an amazing Pele header
South Korean midfielder who joined Manchester United from PSV Eindhoven (Now at QPR). His song has to be one of the best terrace chants ever invented!
The Greatest Romanian soccer player

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Tags:football, soccer, World Cup, La Liga, Serie A