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| I'm here, just taking a stroll, stretching my legs. These, uh, 300 men are my personal bodyguard. | |
| How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit eating world 20 minutes? | |
| You. My room. 10:30 tonight. You. 10:45... And bring a friend. | |
| Look at the size of this trunk. You can put 3 bodies in there. | |
| I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese. | |
| I've just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That's 1 of a 100 memories I don't want. | |
| I want a good fettucini alfredo. I want a bottle of fettucine, a 1981. | |
| Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds? | |
| Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then. | |
| This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor' | |
| There are 2 dead people in here! There's gonna be 2 dead people in here! Hurry! | |
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| He eats breakfast 300 yards away from 4,000 Cubans who are trained to kill him | |
| That is a noble cause. Give me the 65, I'm on the job. | |
| Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. | |
| 17 days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last 17 hours! | |
| You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number 1 being, you're fightin' in a basement! | |
| Father, congratulations. I shall sacrifice 100 bulls to honor your triumph. | |
| 80,000 dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder? | |
| She looks like my 3rd grade teacher, and I hated my 3rd grade teacher... wait a minute, she IS my 3rd grade teacher! | |
| This is pitiful. 1,000 people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype | |
| Seven trillion dollar communications system at my disposal, and I can't find out if the Packers won. | |
| She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers... 4 feet above her covers. | |
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